Pet Hates/What annoys you about hotels?

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Re: Pet hates in hotels

There are some good ones in this thread:
http://www.australianfrequentflyer....ssion/what-annoys-you-about-hotels-29896.html

My contribution in that thread:
  • "double beds" that are made out of two single beds with a horrible split down the middle.
  • "Resorts" with resort fee add-ons that aren't properly disclosed.
  • $1/night added to your bill for the "charity of the month"
  • Advertised feature (eg Gym or Laundry) not being operative.
  • Airconditioning that allows smells from a next door room to enter your room.
  • Bathroom basins / baths without a plug (and no other way of retaining water in them).
  • Bathrooms that make you contort to use the toilet or hop into the shower.
  • Bathrooms that smell of mould.
  • Bathrooms with poor ventilation.
  • Beds that creak.
  • Being called by the hotel advising "Checkout time is X", 10 mins before check-out time.
  • Being put in a smoking room (in Asia particularly), where you asked for a non-smoking room. Of course this tends to happen straight after a cigar smoker has been staying.
  • coughroaches, bed bugs and other vermin.
  • Courtesy calls from reception after you've checked in (and asleep) asking how things are.
  • Credit card surcharges.
  • Doors that don't safety latch correctly.
  • Early check-outs at a hotel (eg 10am), but that time isn't reflected in allowing earlier check-ins (eg 4pm check-in).
  • Elevator noise all night long.
  • Expired electricity test tags.
  • Extortionate internet costs.
  • Guest Information books that aren't up to date.
  • Having billing for restaurant meals/bar incorrectly charged to your room. (How hard is it to enforce checking???).
  • Having to chase up for a receipt rather than being given one.
  • Having to follow up on frequent stay points that haven't posted.
  • Hotels not being able to find your booking when you check in.
  • Hotels that photocopy your ID.
  • Housekeepers ignoring "DND" signs.
  • Housekeeping (or other hotel staff) who steals items from your room.
  • Housekeeping calling to advise you have a DND sign on the door, and asking when would you want your room serviced.
  • Housekeeping leaving your door (or balcony door) ajar after room service
  • Housekeeping not checking again later in the day if there was a DND sign on the door.
  • Housekeeping not cleaning room until 4pm or later [or before 10/11am]
  • Housekeeping that forgets to replace towels or similar (ie takes one but doesn't replace it).
  • Inconsistent water temperature in shower / no pressure.
  • Lack of powerpoints that are accessible. A room needs them spread around so that no matter where you are you can get power.
  • Laundries that charge strange amounts (eg $2.30 - 2x$1. 1x20c, 1x10c) for a wash.
  • Metal chairs on balconies above scraping as they move over tiles.
  • Minibars with motion sensors.
  • Mysterious charges added to your credit card after your stay.
  • Mysterious incorrect mini-bar charges.
  • No security peephole on room door.
  • Other guests stealing your DND sign.
  • Paying $12 for a beer at a hotel bar.
  • Poor internet speed.
  • Pump pack soap/shampoo.
  • Reception staff that gawk when you walk past.
  • Room keys that aren't coded right, or expire early.
  • Rooms not ready at check-in time.
  • Rooms that don't have a desk.
  • Rooms that have brilliant views of ... a brick wall.
  • Saggy beds.
  • Signs that advise how much you're going to be charged if you steal the kettle.
  • Slow lifts.
  • Small European hotels where even one piece of luggage is hard to fit.
  • Toilets that don't flush properly.
  • TV Remotes which are very crusty.
  • TVs which aren't much bigger than my laptop screen.
  • Tvs with poor reception / poor range of channels.
  • Hotel fire alarms at 4am requiring evacuation. [actually anytime...but bright early is the worst]
  • Taxi "mafia" hanging outside of hotel, and hotel staff receiving kick-backs from the scam.
  • Hotels that still use keys (with the associated "huge keytag")
  • Having to use intercom to enter hotel after hours (where they could have installed swipe access instead).
  • Having your door nearly beaten down by a drugged up idiot who feels wronged by something bizarre.
  • Ground floor rooms that back onto carparks (headlights in particular!)
  • Noisy air-conditioning.
  • Mould in air-conditioner.
  • Drinking glasses that have been wiped clean by housekeeping using the same rag as they just cleaned the bathroom with.
  • Housekeeping not servicing a room.
 
Pet hates in hotels

- hair dryers hard wired in weird places like the cupboard

Traveling for work and had a suite in a v high end hotel in London and the only electrical outlet in the bathroom was for a shaver. Ended up blow drying my hair sitting on the floor (only powerpoints were in skirting boards) and walking over to the mirror every once in a while to check my progress!

Other than that, inter-room noise and hotels that use bath towels instead of bath sheets. First world problem, I know!
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

1. Fee for internet (yes I know there is a whole other thread for this)
2. Noisy airconditioning - I would like to sleep at some stage
3. Can't fit the kettle under the tap (ala Ansett)
4. Powerpoints anyone?
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

I also loath the lack of power sockets. Add to this: how hard is it to have international sockets installed into brand new builds? - certainly save on adapters being stolen and helpfully cut down on the amount extra stuff you need to carry around these days.
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

  • TV Remotes which are very crusty.

Oh ick!


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Re: Pet hates in hotels

There are some good ones in this thread:
http://www.australianfrequentflyer....ssion/what-annoys-you-about-hotels-29896.html

My contribution in that thread:
  • "double beds" that are made out of two single beds with a horrible split down the middle.
  • "Resorts" with resort fee add-ons that aren't properly disclosed.
  • $1/night added to your bill for the "charity of the month"
  • Advertised feature (eg Gym or Laundry) not being operative.
  • Airconditioning that allows smells from a next door room to enter your room.
  • Bathroom basins / baths without a plug (and no other way of retaining water in them).
  • Bathrooms that make you contort to use the toilet or hop into the shower.
  • Bathrooms that smell of mould.
  • Bathrooms with poor ventilation.
  • Beds that creak.
  • Being called by the hotel advising "Checkout time is X", 10 mins before check-out time.
  • Being put in a smoking room (in Asia particularly), where you asked for a non-smoking room. Of course this tends to happen straight after a cigar smoker has been staying.
  • coughroaches, bed bugs and other vermin.
  • Courtesy calls from reception after you've checked in (and asleep) asking how things are.
  • Credit card surcharges.
  • Doors that don't safety latch correctly.
  • Early check-outs at a hotel (eg 10am), but that time isn't reflected in allowing earlier check-ins (eg 4pm check-in).
  • Elevator noise all night long.
  • Expired electricity test tags.
  • Extortionate internet costs.
  • Guest Information books that aren't up to date.
  • Having billing for restaurant meals/bar incorrectly charged to your room. (How hard is it to enforce checking???).
  • Having to chase up for a receipt rather than being given one.
  • Having to follow up on frequent stay points that haven't posted.
  • Hotels not being able to find your booking when you check in.
  • Hotels that photocopy your ID.
  • Housekeepers ignoring "DND" signs.
  • Housekeeping (or other hotel staff) who steals items from your room.
  • Housekeeping calling to advise you have a DND sign on the door, and asking when would you want your room serviced.
  • Housekeeping leaving your door (or balcony door) ajar after room service
  • Housekeeping not checking again later in the day if there was a DND sign on the door.
  • Housekeeping not cleaning room until 4pm or later [or before 10/11am]
  • Housekeeping that forgets to replace towels or similar (ie takes one but doesn't replace it).
  • Inconsistent water temperature in shower / no pressure.
  • Lack of powerpoints that are accessible. A room needs them spread around so that no matter where you are you can get power.
  • Laundries that charge strange amounts (eg $2.30 - 2x$1. 1x20c, 1x10c) for a wash.
  • Metal chairs on balconies above scraping as they move over tiles.
  • Minibars with motion sensors.
  • Mysterious charges added to your credit card after your stay.
  • Mysterious incorrect mini-bar charges.
  • No security peephole on room door.
  • Other guests stealing your DND sign.
  • Paying $12 for a beer at a hotel bar.
  • Poor internet speed.
  • Pump pack soap/shampoo.
  • Reception staff that gawk when you walk past.
  • Room keys that aren't coded right, or expire early.
  • Rooms not ready at check-in time.
  • Rooms that don't have a desk.
  • Rooms that have brilliant views of ... a brick wall.
  • Saggy beds.
  • Signs that advise how much you're going to be charged if you steal the kettle.
  • Slow lifts.
  • Small European hotels where even one piece of luggage is hard to fit.
  • Toilets that don't flush properly.
  • TV Remotes which are very crusty.
  • TVs which aren't much bigger than my laptop screen.
  • Tvs with poor reception / poor range of channels.
  • Hotel fire alarms at 4am requiring evacuation. [actually anytime...but bright early is the worst]
  • Taxi "mafia" hanging outside of hotel, and hotel staff receiving kick-backs from the scam.
  • Hotels that still use keys (with the associated "huge keytag")
  • Having to use intercom to enter hotel after hours (where they could have installed swipe access instead).
  • Having your door nearly beaten down by a drugged up idiot who feels wronged by something bizarre.
  • Ground floor rooms that back onto carparks (headlights in particular!)
  • Noisy air-conditioning.
  • Mould in air-conditioner.
  • Drinking glasses that have been wiped clean by housekeeping using the same rag as they just cleaned the bathroom with.
  • Housekeeping not servicing a room.

WOW

I Thought Ten was bad and I was a grumpy old man combined with a whinging POM. Hats off to you LOL

May I sugest you change travel agent, Hotels or sack you PA :D
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

Over priced addons.. Apparently there's profit in convenience.
 
Pet hates in hotels

Well sitting here in the dark hotel room, I have to say you can keep your steam iron. Just spent 30 odd minutes struggling with a leaking from the base near the power cord, making very suspicious boiling sounds steam iron. It made one final hiss and the room went black. Ironing 2 shirts was doubly hard because of a small, non padded ironing board.

All of which gets to my point give me a decent ironing board any day. Lack of steam can be made up for with a cup of water.
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

Keycard keys (as opposed to real metal keys) are driving me crazy. Now I'm careful - I keep them well away from my phone, other cards or any other source of magnetic interference, but I swear to you they continually fail on me, at a rate of 1 stay in 6. In fact the most recent time was, well tonight. And what did Reception advise me? "oh, that's weird - its expired". Expired. "Has my booking expired?" I queried? "Will I not be paying for my room tonight?" I asked? Hmmm, looks like I'm paying. But seriously everytime I'm handed one of these insanely stupid cards I cringe, and lets face it they are found everywhere outside of 2.5 star roadside motels.
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

Mal wins.

Until fairly recently, I didn't care where I slept as long as I wasn't supper for various crawly things. Most things are OK but I do recall in '88 driving back from Alice Springs. Arrived in Mt Isa about 3am and all I wanted to do was sleep. Only one hotel open that I could find (well it was actually the first one I stumbled across) and they seemed a bit hesitant to offer a room. But they did and I dropped off to sleep in about 2.5 seconds. About 3 seconds later (or so it seemed) at 7am, a jackhammer started in the next room right beside my head :evil:. Upon dragging myself out of bed, I found every room around me (including mine) was being renovated. I even had live power points hanging off the walls. Needless to say, when I stopped for a breath, they agreed not to charge me!
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

I struggle to get a good nights sleep in any hotel regardless of its price, dream mattress, pillow choice etc.. There's no place like home..

For more than 1 night in the one location I always look for apartment style hotel as I can readily fall asleep in front of the TV, feet up on a couch with a glass of red loosely held in one hand ready to spill..

and I generally pack a 4 outlet power board.
 
Re: Pet hates in hotels

I struggle to get a good nights sleep in any hotel regardless of its price, dream mattress, pillow choice etc.. There's no place like home..

For more than 1 night in the one location I always look for apartment style hotel as I can readily fall asleep in front of the TV, feet up on a couch with a glass of red loosely held in one hand ready to spill..

and I generally pack a 4 outlet power board.

Oh I want to so like this multiple times

Are you my Brother ???? LOL
 
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Re: Pet hates in hotels

Bed bug hitchhikers!
Hookers operating in adjacent rooms.
Getting billed for 800 free calls.
Plus taxes on a room rate.
No refrigerator.
 
This is an oldish thread but I'm betting many of the issues still remain.

I'm odd. I quite like the two king singles into a King as it means you don't disturb your partner when you move. Or really, they don't disturb you. :)

I hate quilts. Even with the aircond on I just get way too hot. And usually the sheets are attached to them so you can't just use the cover.

UHT milk and small tea cups.

I don't mind reusing towels to save water but how about actually having towel rails that mean I don't have to fold the towel to hang it up.

Tiny soap bars. Useless. But dislike gels more.

TVs that need a PhD to use.

I think Mal's covered the rest.
 
This thread has been added to recently as a result of a merge.

As an update, a new hate of mine is the new generation of Myki TV services, so called because of the lag between channel changes and the insistence on always starting at the hotel info screen rather than on the channel previously used, which with the channel change lag means it takes a minute to get to a favorite channel in some cases.
 
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