Terminal taxi
Early morning in Dublin. My sleep times, as a night cabbie, have always been off-beat, but now, after multiple time zone changes, I’m a bundle of chaos. It’s well before dawn when I wake, and first thing is to check the luggage website to see if there’s any update. Nope.
No emails from the baggage folk.
However, a text message has come in, telling me that my baggage has arrived in Dublin. I’m checking out in a couple of hours, what are my chances of hooking up with it?
I have a quick shower and shave, get into my fresh new undies, put the same old shirt and trousers on, and my new coat on top of all. Slip a camera into my pocket and go off for a quick photography trip. Dawn and dusk are always the best time for photographs. Especially dawn, when honest folk are abed and you can get a clear shot of otherwise crowded streets.
The night man on the desk knew naught of baggage. He opened up the luggage room for me, but my bright yellow bags were not in the collection.
Oh well. Out into the cold, for some time exposure shots of buildings within a few blocks. I’ve got to come back to spend a week here one day. Dublin has some lovely old buildings. And a lot of pubs. Gotta sample that nightlife. Drink myself silly on Guinness while the locals strum the harp and the lassies dance their legs away.
As usual, I’ve forgotten my little folding tripod. Or perhaps it’s in my missing bags. I have to balance the camera on walls or rubbish bins to get a good exposure, or in a couple of cases, hold it braced against a street tree. For timed exposures I set the camera to a two second delay to eliminate the movement of me pressing the button, and the little red lamp flashes out into the Dublin dark.
I made my way around the block. It was mainly a hospital and theatre in one complex. Probably too many people have made the obvious comment for me to repeat it here, but what a combination! Only in Dublin. As it happened, the hospital was the same one where Audrey had given birth a few weeks earlier.
Back to the hotel. Time was getting on and I had a lot to do before checkout. I had my luggage to worry about. I had no doubt that it would catch me up eventually, but maybe not until I got home to Canberra. It was entirely likely that I’d leave to catch my onward flight to Chicago about the same time as my bags were delivered. A few minutes each way could make the difference between triumph and tragedy.
I wrote out notes for the hotel staff just in case, giving my next address in Washington, where I was staying for a couple of nights. If my bags missed me in Dublin, they’d catch up to me in Washington. Or Charleston, or Seattle, or New York... I had visions of my luggage chasing me around the world while the few clothes I was wearing became ragged and rotted away.
But, as it happened, I received a phone call from Dublin airport a few minutes before I was due to check out. My baggage had made it, and what to do, sir?
Just hold them there, I replied, I’m coming to get them!
The airport bus stop was across the road and down a bit. Seven Euro to the airport, or twenty five for a cab, the hotel staff informed me.
I had enough for the cab, but I aimed for the bus as the cheaper and possibly quicker option.
Time passed and the other passengers waiting with their luggage became anxious and fretful. As did I. There would be a delay while I collected my bags, plus the usual security checks for inwards flights to the USA. Even if the bus came immediately, I’d be cutting it very fine for my flight.
Across the road was a taxi rank. I’d been watching it move fairly briskly, no cab waiting more than a few minutes. One last look down O’Connell Street and I hoisted my pack, crossed the road, and slipped in beside the driver of the lead cab.
“Airport!”
Every cabbie knows the way. In his sleep.
I burst out laughing a moment later, and the cabbie looked at me, surprised. I pointed to a toy car velcroed on his dashboard. It was a little yellow New York City cab.
“I’m a cabbie too,” I said, “and I’ve got one of those at home.”
In fact I’ve thought several times about putting it on my dashboard. The cabs and cabbies of London and New York are rightly famous, and having a bit of reflected glory in my own workplace might inspire me. Or my passengers.
From then on we got along famously. I love riding with fellow cabbies, whether as driver or passenger. Find a chatty one, as so many are, and we swap cabbie yarns: “This bloke hops in, an ‘e sez...”
Each tale sparks a memory, a nodding of agreement, a smile of recollection.
Paul, because that’s his name, has been driving about two years, when I looked at his licence. Just two days longer than me. Given the time zone difference, just a matter of hours.
Like me, a very happy cabbie. Very taken with the job and the romance, hence the little yellow cab on the dashboard. I assured him that I’d be visiting New York in a few days, and I’d make sure I had a taxi adventure.
We chatted on, leaving the city for a motorway, airport signs beginning to appear. Paul began an anecdote, hands happily on the wheel as we sped past the airport exit. I looked at him, amused. Maybe he knew a cabbie shortcut, maybe he was cruising on autopilot and we’d come to a halt short of the cliffs of Moher.
But, pleasant though the ride was, I had a plane to catch, and I gently reminded him about the airport exit.
His face fell. “I’ve missed it!”
“No matter,” he went on, “there’s another way in. I use it when traffic’s bad.”
I beamed. I have my own little taxi shortcuts for the airport.
We took the next exit and made our way through empty roads, rejoining the airport traffic just before the terminal. I was sorry to lose a friend, but there were people waiting for me in Chicago, and I had to recover my baggage, check in, go through pre-USA security and hustle to catch my plane.
Even with the unplanned detour, the fare was well short of the twenty-five Euro I’d been told, so I gave Paul the balance as a tip, accepting his business card and promising to get in touch.
The baggage lady had given me instructions, using an airport bar as a reference. What is it about Dublin and pubs?
There was a phone on the wall and I rang her number. “Be right down to get you, sir!”
A staff entrance opened up and she ushered me through security, laptop out, belt off, need to see your passport, please.
And there we were in the arrivals hall, baggage carousels rumbling glumly around, grey-faced passengers holding hopeful trolleys.
“If I could just see your baggage stickers, right, and you’ll be needing a trolley.”
Never was there a more hopeful trolley than mine. Nor a wider smile when she emerged dragging my yellow bags behind her. I signed for them and refrained from embracing her and smuggling her onto my plane to Chicago for a weekend we’d never remember, instead contenting myself with a photograph.
“Just hold this little bear for me, please?”
It takes all sorts.
Back out through customs. Again. Then I shifted my shirt and transferred kit from my bulging carryon to my not quite so bulging checkin and hunted up the departures level with my happy yellow bags.
No premium lane for American Airlines. In fact, it's all but deserted. Not a good sign. I'm quizzed by an airline security guy, who gives me a far easier time than the Gestapo in Frankfurt airport, the lady behind the counter gives me a window seat and an instruction to hurry along, sir.
Through security. I'm told to go through the priority lane because my flight's about to leave. Will my baggage make it onto the plane, I wonder? Maybe I should have taken more time to pull out clothes and documents for the next stage of my trip.
Now, where's that gate? Oh. It's not in this terminal. There's no airtrain. I've got to walk. Look at my watch, showing Dublin time, for a wonder. I don't need to walk. I need to run!
Bloody long way down endless corridors. Now I know why they call it longhall flying. I didn't think I'd have to go all the way to Chicago...
But, of course, I pause for a photograph of the plane, which is parked on the ramp, with the last few passengers just walking across the tarmac.