79-82% of all airline flights don't arrive on time... It's going to happen on about 1 in 5 flights.Maybe since you are a "late person" (like me), you can expect the flights not to arrive on time? Then, if it does, it's a bonus.
For my flight MEL-BNE the other day, once again I only left the MEL J Lounge about five minutes after the first (and final
) call was made, and once again when I walked out of the QP and looked at the FIDs it was T-14 or so but the status of my flight was shown as "Flight Closed". I couldn't decide whether I needed to relax, run or change my underwear.
When I got to the gate - surprise surprise - there was still a line going into the aerobridge. I was duly boarded...
FA: "How are you?"
Me: "Oh, I think I have a bit of a stitch. I ran for this flight - it said 'Flight Closed'."
FA: "Heh...oh well, you've still got at least 5 minutes" [motions to the line out of the aerobridge]
Me: "You guys [referring to when at MEL] have a nice reputation for doing that [hitting 'Flight Closed' rather early]"
FA: "Yeah, but it gets you all here quickly, which is what we want, even though you'd have spare time, especially if you have a bag on board."
Me: "Some of us know that - which is why we 'always' have time for a couple more beers!"
...I remarked as I proceeded down the aerobridge.
Needless to say, the look of amazement on the face of the FA was incredible.