QF - gone cracker!

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Noticed on a PER-ADL flight yesterday that the cracker pack has gone from 3 to 2 !!

2 is not enough for the cracker barrel cheese, you end up with a mouthful of cheese and insufficient cracker!

Who can I comlpain to about this? Is this the QF version of the infamous '1 olive AA' gag?
 
Aren't you forgetting that the cracker is just a little polly filler and Qantas is always out to feather its own nest?! Just imagine the cheesy grin on the bean counters who worked out how much extra profit could be made by taking the biscuit!

Jokes aside, my standard modus operandi is to carry a clean plastic bag or sandwich zip top bag and acquire an extra round of snacks in the QP to be smuggled onto the flight for in flight consumption.

I started this habit when QF removed real butter from domestic business class catering and would defiantly produce healthy grainy bread rolls and butter sachets when the meal tray arrived.

These days one must simply take full responsibility for anticipated catering needs when flying economy or business.

Have you tried:

- asking for a second round of biscuits
- ringing QF to register your feedback

Write directly to Lesley Grant, their head of customer service at the Mascot HQ (Coward St). Don't expect a reply - she doesn't believe in communicating with customers.

My own plan to reward the declining service, price gouging etc of the flying rude roo is to plan sufficient flights in the US on AA to maintain Platinum at minimal cost (I calculate $3,500) , then use cheapest fares available on the day for Oz and any other travel, whatever airline, for remaining flights, and feast and drink at all QPs as often and extensively as possible...;)
 
I know of people who "make Qantas pay" by stuffing their faces and drinking lots at the Qantas Club. In principle its fine but its not a pleasant scene to watch or get a table at the QClub after such a party has just got up!
 
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Just off a QF flight today and my Y snack had 3 crackers.

Perhaps I had an old one ( today) and new packs are going to 2?

Anyway will keep on top of this issue. May need to get Alan Jones on the case.
 
Just off a QF flight today and my Y snack had 3 crackers.

Perhaps I had an old one ( today) and new packs are going to 2?

Anyway will keep on top of this issue. May need to get Alan Jones on the case.

Maybe you were shorted the other day :)
 
Noticed on a PER-ADL flight yesterday that the cracker pack has gone from 3 to 2 !!

2 is not enough for the cracker barrel cheese, you end up with a mouthful of cheese and insufficient cracker!

Who can I comlpain to about this? Is this the QF version of the infamous '1 olive AA' gag?
bambbbam2,

How many drinks had you had and were you having trouble with your vision and/or arithmetic :?:
 
I have contacted TT and ACA about this. I expect a reply from both shows tomorrow. Hopefully they can investigate this scandal and bring the Qantas bean counters to justice.
 
Reviving an old thread.

From all my previous flights, the cracker count was 3. Last night BNE-ADL the cracker count was down to 2.

Does that mean they found an old box of 'twins' vs 'triplets' OR is this a new cost cutting measure?
 
Reviving an old thread.

From all my previous flights, the cracker count was 3. Last night BNE-ADL the cracker count was down to 2.

Does that mean they found an old box of 'twins' vs 'triplets' OR is this a new cost cutting measure?

Maybe it's a Brisbane thing. Went BNE-MEL last night, and got a 'twin set'. Next they will be reducing the cheese by 30%!
 
Maybe it's a Brisbane thing. Went BNE-MEL last night, and got a 'twin set'. Next they will be reducing the cheese by 30%!

Maybe. Or they might find an even smaller Toblerone bar to put on the trays :lol:
 
May need to get Alan Jones on the case.

If you can afford to fly at all, you aren't in Jones' key demo, so don't expect him to give a rats.

Besides, Jones is a spent force. He was never much chop in the first place, and now he's just a tired parody of his former self.
 
If you can afford to fly at all, you aren't in Jones' key demo, so don't expect him to give a rats.

Besides, Jones is a spent force. He was never much chop in the first place, and now he's just a tired parody of his former self.

I think everyone is joking dude ;)
 
Maybe it's a Brisbane thing. Went BNE-MEL last night, and got a 'twin set'. Next they will be reducing the cheese by 30%!
Wow, I'm glad I found this thread! Last night, flying BNE/SYD, I thought I must've had too much to drink at the QP because I didn't remember eating the third cracker and I had lots of cheese left over with no cracker with which to place it. I was distraught. It ruined my entire trip!
 
Maybe. Or they might find an even smaller Toblerone bar to put on the trays :lol:
Toblerone!
Never had one of those :(

BTW it is a joke to say that jones is a spent force. that A hole will still decide the outcome of an election. If only they could get him back to coach the wallabies........
 
Reviving an old thread.

From all my previous flights, the cracker count was 3. Last night BNE-ADL the cracker count was down to 2.

Distance based? Maybe Brisbane Adelaide just isn't worth the extra cracker any more...
 
Qantas cracker buiscuits

And who has noticed the crackers are not three in the packet but two!!!!!!

Qantas accountants win this round.

How miserly and stupid.

Might fly CX/SQ next time on principle just to wipe out the savings - so there you go qantas.........................


SPRUCE:evil:
 
Re: Qantas cracker buiscuits

And who has noticed the crackers are not three in the packet but two!!!!!!

Qantas accountants win this round.

How miserly and stupid.

Might fly CX/SQ next time on principle just to wipe out the savings - so there you go qantas.........................


SPRUCE:evil:
I looked at this type of cut back some years ago when doing an airline business plan and it is quite interesting.

A few people will do as Sprucegoose, but most will plod along as normal without raising even a whimper. The saving in costs for the airline is actually huge based purely upon the economies of scale.
 
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