From News.com.au (well it could be)
Terrified and lonely, nearly three hundred passengers aboard a Qantas A380 were today diverted hundreds of kilometres to an out of the way destination to assess a potentially fatal flaw in the aircraft's highly combustible fuel. As the aircraft tumbled out of the sky towards the foreign runway it was obvious to the anxious passengers that something was wrong. "I thought I was going to see my life flash before my eyes" said Jemma Jones of Sydney, nervously clutching her iphone that she hoped would sms a final loving message to her family, safe on the ground back home in Kellyville.
A Qantas spokesperson denied accusations that the passengers were in danger. "At no time were the passengers in danger" said the spokesperson, however according to Michael Quamless, an experienced business traveller "We nearly landed on top of a 747, I saw it out the window just before we touched down, top marks to the pilot for missing it though, I tell ya, no-one's better than our Qantas boys".
The plane resumed its perilous journey home only after refuelling technicians had certified that the fuel was now safe, and with hearts in mouths the passengers endured a terrifying takeoff, cruise and let down into Sydney. A qantas spokesperson at Sydney airport is refusing to comment any further, leading to specualtion that the airline has something to hide.
Tiffany Bling
(Senior) Aviation Reporter