Quotable Quotes

[Foreigner]

I prefer the AFF version:

"Pictures, or it didn't happen".

Well, with Photoshop that's easy

 

[TheEmu]

I'm the boss in my house.
My wife just makes all the decisions.

Anonymous

My wife and I decided early on we should share the decision-making: I would make all the big decisions; she would make all the small ones.
In almost 20 years, there have apparently been NO big decisions.

 

[Foreigner]

I've been making some really bad decisions lately.



Just kidding...I'm married.

I'm not allowed to make decisions anymore.

 

[Foreigner]

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

- Mark Twain

 

[Mattg]

"Study while others are sleeping, work while others are loafing, prepare while others are playing, and dream while others are wishing." - William Arthur Ward.

 

[JohnM]

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Marilyn Monroe

 

[clazman]

When in doubt mumble

 

[Hvr]

[h=1]“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.”[/h]
― Isaac Asimov

 

[JohnM]

When man first crawled out of the primordial slime - and sat down to watch television. - Norman Gunston (preamble to 'Norman's Dreamtime').

 

[JohnM]

Hypochondria is the only illness I don't have. - Tony Hancock.

 

[JohnM]

To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television? - Tony Hancock.

Thanks for the heads-up, TheRealTMA​!

 

[Foreigner]

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[Major]

Education is NOT the learning of facts but
the training of the mind to THINK.

Albert Einstein

 

[JohnM]

Education is NOT the learning of facts but
the training of the mind to THINK.

Albert Einstein

Don't try to spread such heresy in a university these days .

 

[Isochronous]

Don't try to spread such heresy in a university these days .

Most Western universities are just degree factory brainwashing centres these days.

 

[JohnM]

Most Western universities are just degree factory brainwashing centres these days.

Exactly... and with the PC gone berserk .

 

[anat0l]

Don't try to spread such heresy in a university these days .

Most Western universities are just degree factory brainwashing centres these days.

Which is a damn shame, because he is correct.

Separating those who just pass and those with a high distinction often relies on this premise. Of course, what's a degree at the end comparing one who got it with overall 99% versus one who got 51%?

 

[Foreigner]

Deciding what not to do is as important as deciding what to do.

- Steve Jobs

 

[Foreigner]

“A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship”


― John D. Rockefeller

 

[Major]

[h=1]“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”[/h]
― Miles Kington