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I stayed at the Hanoi IC
As happy as a man could be
Until I drank some local water
My bowels they did falter
Resulting in a lot of bum pee

(This may or may not have happened last weekend. Stupid brushing my teeth with tap water.)

As a RA you do get a free mini bar which can provide something to drink!
 
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Not a laugh, nor a poke;
diarrhoea is no joke;
should one be so grossly affected.
I have had the same, from playing the game,
drinking water that has been infected.
 
So, in keeping with AABBA, I should have constructed my lines as:

There was an old man from London;
whom I met in the dunny while chunderin.
He advised against all liquors;
and suggested tonic and bitters;
as served in the club lounge, Intercontinental of London.
 
There was milk all over the floor
and spread all over the door
Yes, he had been here
and broken all his gear
Milk man was at the IC Singapore


Staying in the Intercon KL
Outside it was hot as hell
So I sat drinking beer
Till my stomach felt queer
and awoke the next day unwell.
 
I'll give this a go.

There once was a man from nantucket.....

Bugger.

Try again:

There's an awesome IC in New York
But the Head chef was left like a dork
There was a Bar Mitzvah in- house
And though the decor was grouse
Every single canape contained pork

Boss
 
Ok here we go

My ex favourite IC in Sydney
Once honoured the rules of IHG
Ambassador upgrades
On vouchers are not made
Only mini bar bennies will soothe me

In contrast the IC in Fiji
Did all that they could do to please me
They remembered our names
And just why we came
So now its my favourite IC
 
Wow, what a great offer MiLK_Man!

Here goes.... and hoping for my French Polynesia trip!

The IC in Melbourne I’m very fond,
As I wanted to eat at Vue De Monde,
I had no money so sang a sad song.
If I win what I promise to do,
Is review my upcoming stays, just for you!



P.S. Reviews will be of IC Tahiti, IC Moorea and IC Thalasso Bora Bora!
 
After careful consideration of all the entries, I have decided to award the referral certificate to stark. Congrats!

I think the nail in the coffin was the "bum pee".

I stayed at the Hanoi IC
As happy as a man could be
Until I drank some local water
My bowels they did falter
Resulting in a lot of bum pee

(This may or may not have happened last weekend. Stupid brushing my teeth with tap water.)

Please shoot me over your address so I can post the certificate to you.
 
Well done stark.

An thanks for the making offer MiLK_MaN, this thread has been rather amusing. :D
 
After careful consideration of all the entries, I have decided to award the referral certificate to stark. Congrats!

I think the nail in the coffin was the "bum pee".



Please shoot me over your address so I can post the certificate to you.


That's fantastic, many thanks!

First time I think a case of the squirts has been worth it :)
 
That's fantastic, many thanks!

First time I think a case of the squirts has been worth it :)

Congratulations Stark. Well done. I don't know what you get in an RA members package but if you get a referral and want to pay it forward I'm happy to assist. ;)

Thank you again MiLK MaN. Its very good of you to share this and the opportunity is appreciated.
 
MILK MAN was so grand,
to have given a hand, for STARK to become an RA.
He will get a Mini Bar for free;
Oh, just think of the glee ...
Intercontinental, is the place to be !
 
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