Unfortunately Victoria Falls was my last stop before heading back home.
On Tuesday morning I caught a taxi out to Livingstone Airport. I was flying out on British Airways to Johannesburg, connecting to the Qantas flight back to Sydney.
Livingstone airport was small but functional enough. The advertised lounge was being renovated. (Either that or construction was never completed in the first place.)
Every airline except BA had a priority check-in line.
Flight: BA6292 Livingstone - Johannesburg
Boeing 737-300 | ZS-OKK
Departure time: 13:30
Arrival time: 15:15
The 737 operating this flight was the oldest I've been on in a while. According to my research, it was built in 1986 and operated for Australian Airlines and later Qantas for the first 19 years of its life. Despite this, the plane didn't look noticeably ancient - which was a pleasant surprise.
We took off punctually. A "snack" consisting of a pulled pork roll was served. It wasn't quite as appetising as it sounded but pretty good for a snack.
I asked for a glass of wine with the snack and the flight attendant sort of looked at me for a few seconds before asking how old I am. Now, I am fairly young but I'm an adult and definitely above the drinking age in South Africa (and everywhere else except for the USA).
Now, if the flight attendant had any doubts about my age I would have been happy to show my ID. I'm rarely asked to show ID on flights but have been once or twice in the past. But instead of doing that, she basically insulted me. The conversation went on as follows:
"Are you sure you're that old?"
"Yes"
"Why don't you have any facial hair then?"
"I shaved this morning."
"Did your mummy shave you?"
She wasn't even joking; her tone was serious and slightly condescending!
I opted not to say anything in response but I was offended and shocked to be treated like that by the flight attendant. She did end up giving me a glass of wine, but it would be good if she'd not insulted me in the process.
The flight was otherwise fine and uneventful. We flew over the city of Johannesburg before turning and coming into land on time.