Scams like these

[JohnK]

The author went to so much trouble that I feel like sending some money just for effort!

You would think they would at least change the name/head office of the bank to somewhere away from Nigeria so more people could potentially fall for the scam.

The more I read the last letter the more I have to laugh....

 

[Bali Belly]

I have had no luck with the money yet but i seem to recieve other emails similar to this

[TABLE="class: MsoNormalTable"]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: transparent"] Hello and a very good Day to you my Dear,
My name is Cynthia Appiah. I got your email address on the internet when i was searching for a Lovely and an affectionate friend and felt a strong desire to contact you for us to be intimate friends. If you wouldn't mind, i would like you to contact me back so that we shall know more about each other and i will also be glad to send you my pictures as soon as you contact me back.
Hopping to hear from you soonest.
Thanks.
Your new friend,
Miss Cynthia.
..................................................
你好，给你我亲爱的一个非常好的日子，
我的名字叫辛西娅·阿皮亚。我得到了您的电子邮件地址在互联网上时，我正在寻找一个可爱和深情的朋友，感到一种强烈的愿望，我们是亲密的朋友与您联系。如果你不介意，我想请你与我联系，我们将知道更多关于相互送你我的图片，只要你与我联系，我也会很高兴。
跳频听到您尽快。
谢谢。
你的新朋友，
辛西娅小姐。
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

[harvyk]

You would think they would at least change the name/head office of the bank to somewhere away from Nigeria so more people could potentially fall for the scam.

The more I read the last letter the more I have to laugh....

Actually scams are so obvious in the hope that only the really gullible actually fall for it. If they send out a million scam emails, and it's believable enough that they get even a 10% hit rate, that's 10,000 people who they then have to vet to find the few out of that list which will actually fall for the scam itself, out of those 10,000 people each one would need a well thought out response to make it seem legit, otherwise they risk losing the people who would actually fall for the scam. By making the scam so obvious, and only getting say 0.01% of people responding, it means that out of those 10 people who have responded to the scam, it's highly likely that a few of them will hand over detailed information or allow their bank accounts to be used for laundering money with very little more proof or effort on behalf of the scammer.

 

[straitman]

JohnK

Absolute classic.
The author went to so much trouble that I feel like sending some money just for effort!

Nah.

Just tell them they can keep half a mill and send you the rest in cash :!:

 

[Major]

This is the best I have received

Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager [email protected]

 

[Deleted member]

This is the best I have received

Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager [email protected]

Sorry. Shouldn't this be in the humour thread !!!!



What a classic


It is I, Leclerc !

 

[futaris]

Very funny to read everyone else's comments about this astronaut...

Won’t you help a poor Nigerian astronaut who just wants to come home from space? | VentureBeat
Cosmic 419er lost in space ? The Register
Nigerian letters - Securelist

 

[Foreigner]

This is the best I have received

Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager [email protected]

This looks like classified material. For your eyes only.

Sent from my GT-I9300T using AustFreqFly

 

[CWM]

My friend just returned from a visit to Nigeria, he reckons the women do all the work and most of the men just laze about in parks all day doing nothing. But I'm thinking they are probably hard at work with their laptops whilst they lay about in the parks, all this typing and emailing - not such an easy life for a crook trying to eke out a living stealing other peoples cash.

 

[mella2007]

Got a couple today. Lucky lucky me!!

you have been compensated among the 2012, fifth list valued $750,000.00 USD by the
Government (Globally).

We await your response for your payment details

Congratulations!!!

Dr Ali Mohammed
Coordinator

 

[mella2007]

And then this...

ATTENETION: BENEFICIARY,

Honestly iam just dissapointed at your behaviour because you know that i am a man of God and cannot deceive you. just pay the $50 and leave me and my God because God is watching me if i am telling you lies.

I know it is because of your past exprience that make you not to believe me but i told you before my God who is my withness that i cannot deceive you because my bible says what shall it profit a man to gain material things and loose your soul. i told you ealier just drop your old exprience and follow my intruction a man of God and you will know what it means to follow somebody that fear God.

I swear to God almight Father. if i fail to start sending you your daily payment of $5000.00 wthin 28hours after you send the $50 as i promise let God
Take my life, i cannot fail you,i promise you. dont fear as soon as you sent the $50 today please leave the rest to me and see if i am lie to you or not because i can not use my life swear because of $50

How can i swear against my life because of this FUND,but is to show you that i am telling you the truth. so please try to understand me this $50 is big amount but is too small for the amount you have to receive within 28hours okey.

Here is the informations to use send the money so that we will complete the matter once and for all.$50 only no more payment i swear to God and your FUND and i will start sending you your total fund of $USD1.600.000.00 at the rent of $5000.00 per day immediately i receive payment here okey. am here by giving you 100%Assurance that you will receive your fund and you can start picking it.

Receivers Name:... MR. AMAKOM ALPHONSUS
Country/... Benin-Republic
City address is Cotonou
Test Question:.. WHAT CITY
Answer :.. COTONOU
Amount: ...$50
MTCN NUMBER....

Special Agent in Charge.
MR.Frank Mark
Direct line +229-99547263
ADDRESS/5JDKIUF OPPOSITE LOME ROAD
COTONOU BENIN REP COUNTRY.

 

[mella2007]

It's my lucky day today!


Dearest One,


Complement of the day I am Chantal Akissi The only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Koffi Akissi, I contacted you because i believe that you are a honest and sincere person who will sincerely assist me in this transaction,It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country, Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk, confiding in someone to succeed in this life. Please and Please, Do not be embarrassed, I wish find a honest and truthful person in my life cause I find it difficult to find one here because of my father's reputation as a wealthy person here before his sudden death, leaving me inheritance of fortune worth four million five hundred thousand American dollars (4,500,000 America dollars )



My intension is to transfer this money to your country for investment on a lucrative business which you will manage together with me, I decided to contact you, seeking for your honest and sincere assistance because I am too young to handle this transaction, I will give you more information and my photos as soon as I hear from you. I have decided to offer you 20% of the total amount of money as a compensation for your efforts input in this transaction, that is just for your honest and sincere assistance to me, then you handle and control the investment while i continue my education there in your country and joins you in the investment as soon as i finish my education there. I will fly to meet you there in your country for the investment and to start my new life with you as soon you confirm my only inheritance there and i hope to establishing a rewarding and good relationship with you.



I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Thanks sincerely assist
Miss Chantal Akissi.

 

[Foreigner]

Con artists up to new tricks, over telephone:

More con artists try phone scams

 

[Foreigner]

A bolder attempt, received today, under 'ATO letterhead':






Good news from ATO ,
After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have discovered that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $318.84 AUD. Kindly complete the tax refund request and allow 6-9 working days to process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

To access the form for your tax refund, please visit:
My Tax Return form, ClientID #104777822

Important note about your online refund:

For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time. Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and persecuted.
Secure Socket Layer (SSL) Encryption

Extended Validation Secure Socket Layer, or EVSSL for short, means that our site has undergone many rigorous checks to confirm its validity, and has been provided with a 'certificate of authenticity' which can be recognised by your browser.

Sincerely,

Australian Taxation Office (ATO)

� Copyright 2013 � Australian Taxation Office. All rights reserved.

 

[Deleted member]

Well I received an even more frightening email.

It asked me if I wanted a safe and secure future for me and my family.

One where trust and dignity were bywords of a caring government,

It said if I did then I should vote for this man

Boy I was nearly fooled.

Apparently there are loads of people being conned by this , be careful it is a scam

 

[TiredOldFlyer]

Good Day.
FROM MRS.AMINA SAIB.

With tears rolling down my eyes and with total submission to the
will of God, I Choose this means to communicate you because I am
sure I will get in contact with the right person that will be
honest to me. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the
temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind
but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep
sense of humility.

I am Mrs.Amina Saib, I worked as a financial consultant and i was
also the President/CEO of servicing company here in London United
Kingdom. I was married for 32 years with no child and my husband
died 5years ago. Since my husband died, I decided not to re-marry
or adopt a child, this is basically my own decision to honor him
for the love we shared and the life we lived for. Before this
happened my business and love for making money was all I was
cared for and I never cared about other people. But since my
Husband died and also because I had no child to call my own, I
have found a new desire to assist the helpless, I have been
helping orphans in orphanages/motherless homes/humanitarians. I
have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, Ethiopia,Austria,
Germany and some Asian countries.

IN SUMMARY: I have GBP.Ј9,000,000.00(Nine million British
pounds sterling) which I deposited in a bank in London United
Kingdom as a family treasure & artifiarts,I have been suffering
from oesophageal cancer for 3years now, though what disturbs me
most is stroke. I want you to assist me in receiving the fund
(GBP.Ј9,000,000.00), and distributing the money to charity
Organizations, I agree to reward you with part of the money for
your Assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly
project. Before I Became ill, I kept GBP.Ј 9Million in a long-
term deposit in a security Company which I declared as a family
treasure and artifiarts. I am in the Hospital now, where I have
been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer and my doctors
have told me yesterday that I have only a few weeks to die. It is
my last wish to see this money distributed to charity
organizations.

Remember that life itself is a misery and nobody can tell what
can be of it. Because my relatives and friends have squandered so
much of my money since My illness, I cannot live with the agony
of entrusting this huge responsibility to any to them. Please, I
beg you in the name of God to Help me to receive the GBP.Ј9
Million which I deposited with the name of my late Husband as the
next of kin. Because of my health situation, the bank has
required me to change my next of kin so that the money will be
transferred to you, because my last wish is to be accomplished,
by Sharing the money among charity organizations.

You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money
and feel free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the
money for any expenses in distributing the money to charity
organizations. I am willing to reward you for your assistance and
kindness.

I promise you that i will send you all the necessary documents
needed in claiming this money from the bank.
Kindly contact me via E-mail at: [email protected] for more
details.

May the good Lord bless you and your family !
Best Regards.
FROM MRS.AMINA SAIB.



ONLY SINGAPORE SUITES FOR ME FROM NOW ON !! - Thanks Mrs Saib.

 

[Limewood]

this one really made me laugh and so long up there

Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde


​

 

[joyvee]

Now in the interests of equity, I have one supposedly from a student. Love the green final comment under the "think before you print". Here it is

I Hope you get this on time ?


Am sorry I didn't inform you about my trip to Manila,Philippines for a Program, I'm presently in Manila and I'm having some difficulties here because i was robbed on my way to the hotel and the thieves made away with all my cash, cell, passport and other document, presently i have limited access to internet, I will like you to assist me with a loan of ($2,450) to sort-out my hotel bills and to get myself back home,or any amount you can lend so i can make arrangements and return back. I have spoken to the embassy here but they are not responding to the matter effectively, I will appreciate whatever you can afford to assist me with, I'll Refund the money back to you as soon as I return, let me know if you can be of any help. I don't have a phone where I can be reached. Please let me know immediately.




Regards,


--
cheers, Jasmine
Student Housing, Manager
Mob 0403 329 813
www.studenthostel.net

A Member of Navitas Limited. Think before you print:
1 ream of paper = 6% of a tree and 5.4kg CO2 in the atmosphere; 3 sheets of A4 paper = 1 litre of water

 

[Major]

this one really made me laugh and so long up there

Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde


​

I agree it's a long time to be up there. I was certainly moved by Dr Tunde's email to me last year regarding his cousin's plight ( Post 45 ) but unfortunately I have been very busy and unable to help.
If we all donated 10 QFF points then we could secure a JASA to bring him back. Unless that trip has been enhanced as well

 

[Limewood]

If we all donated 10 QFF points then we could secure a JASA to bring him back. Unless that trip has been enhanced as well

Nearly there the lads in Q IT are busy working on the next "enhancement" and as usual it will be a forward step... backwards, hopefully we can bring him back on a YASA or JASA or we'll have to ask Richard to collect him in one of his space planes .