Got a call yesterday from ‘Commonwealth Bank’. They knew my middle name, so obviously bought the data from one of the (many) leaks over the years.
Said he was calling about a suspicious transaction to Mr John Watts in the United States for $332.50. Wanted to know if I had authorised the payment.
Given I don’t bank with the Commonwealth I quickly replied.. ‘oh my… thank you for being on top of this so quickly! Yes, I made a payment to Mr Watts this morning! I hope it’s gone through as he was waiting for it!’
‘You made a payment to John Watts? This morning? In the USA?? Are you sure???’
Agent getting frustrated
‘Yes! Glad that Commonwealth bank is on top of it though, I appre…’
Call terminated by other party
