Homeward bound - LAX First lounge and QF11
We left the hotel at 5pm and got to TBIT not long after. I had checked and there was chat about an early check in counter being open. This was true, and they had all classes being accepted. Being one of them Platinum types we went to the front and were served next. That was a bit embarrassing, some of the peeps had been there a while by the looks they gave us.
Check in was simples and quick, if not mechanical.
Off we went to the security and immigration lines. And stopped.
We went to that far corner and then turned back. Felt something like an hour but it must have felt worse than it was as I took the lounge pictures at 6pm.
Lounge entry was effortless, again just another person entering the lounge and no fancy stuff.
Went straight to the showers to freshen up.
My only other experience of Qantas lounges in TBIT was the business lounge and I was not impressed. The shower I got was small, old, worn and not impressive.
This time however the shower did at least get the 'first class' memo;
But the water pressure I recall was a bit low and not great.
Now suitably de-L.A.'d we sat at a table to eat. And eat we did. With this being probably my last international trip as a WP and hitting First lounges, I was working it. I'll have it all thanks.
The waiter was interesting - he sounded like a Noo Yawk accent and attitude. One example was pouring the water - he just inverted the bottle and sploshed it in with no finesse. You may say I'm being Karen-ish but I look at these things through the eyes of the people that can afford First flights - and the level of service they would have and become to expect. And there was some SERIOUS money in that room. Along with Bogans in shorts and shirts walking around with a wine glass hanging from their fingers.
The lady in the white coat, whom I suppose is the manager, also served us and she was a pro. She gave us First service and it was very nice. Something this boy from the South Side of the train tracks ain't used to.
I won't post the whole menu as it will have been done to death, but this is what we were faced with
The Usual Suspect made an appearance
My wife enjoyed her vego thing
An Asian dish made an appearance
And nothin' wrong with a ham an' cheese toastie
Some beer, some wine, a spritzer and we retired to the seats to wait for the flight.
After a long day and too much food we both started nodding off. Well, we would have except for the older lady playing some sort of game on her iPad. With the sound up load. So all within a 4 metre radius 'enjoyed' her time until she finally gave it up about 45 minutes later. Seriously, why are people not aware of their situation.
In due course we went off to the gate, where boarding had already started and we shuffled through the gates after having our photo taken.
Luckily I finally managed to get seats in the front cabin - 'Emerald City' I have seen it described
The usual boarding stuff - water, sparkling and the like.
Now comes what has confirmed to me that I no longer will chase status on Qantas. After all the hassle with booking flights, having them cancelled, being told to find alternatives I was hoping for some CSM love.
Nope.
A very basic welcome, thanks for flying the CSM was off and back to the last row where a engaged conversation was had with questions and comments and a thank you for your loyalty.
So, I'm the second top level QFF but I can't be spoken to for more than 2 lines?
Anyway, I sought revenge by changing into my pyjama's in the First toilet (a hack that others ought to know about)
I'd say these were equal in size to the Finnair toilets, and I omitted in the BA flight to mention that there is a toilet on the RH rear of the 777 J cabin which is accessible and much larger than the others.
Moving right along, I declined a meal as the lounge was excessive.
And as an aside, the menu printed on a single page of thin paper is not a premium feeling at the other carriers. Again, a bit of Karen but the small things make the deal.
Just made up the bed (thanks crew, I can manage) and dossed down.
The beds in the QF seats at least give me some some of comfort and I can 'sleep' in them. I do like how the Captain terms it rest which is more accurate for me.
Some time during the flight - it is timed at 5.53pm which might be local time - I awoke and needed refreshment.
The front bar snack station had been eaten out.
Went back to the middle galley - snack station eaten out (and crew standing around yakking)
Asked for and got a coffee and a plastic-wrapped fresh biscuit. They actually said the snack station has treats..... Oh, it's empty. Sorry.
Qantas breakfast is always a surprise to me, due to the fact I filled in a card 12 hours earlier when I wasn't thinking about breakfast. Sometimes I am pleased, sometimes I wonder what the heck was I on.
This time I was a winner, with a full breakfast of bacon and scrambled egg
A bit of fruit
Closer inspection revealed not much to get excited about but it was a meal.
Overall the service was sufficient. I don't have any names to call out as spectacular nor was anyone affronting. In terms of friendliness this was not one of the better ones. I am finding QF is pretty hit and miss with their long haul flights more and more and I am NOT a FF in any way. Recall SYD-HND with a lot of interaction and help and questions about the flight reason to this one where I was just a body in a seat. No key tag or hat or cards for me. Based on the LHR-LAX flight I'd really consider BA in a BFOD situation, where we will be in a few years.
There were no issues in the flight that bounced us around, nothing broke and we all got to where we needed to be.
An arty moment for y'all. Fiji at sunrise.
Despite how good an over sea's trip is, there is nothing like coming home to Australia where we have a very good quality of life and opportunity.
This sight never gets old
This time we actually landed at a real, god-damn functional air bridge at a terminal. No more buses for this little black duck, no sir.
Immigration was not bad, there really needs to be better signage as everybody went to the few auto passport machines and clogged the place up not realising there were much more further on.
I've been faster, I've been slower through immigration.
And some final good news - our bags actually did come out in the first batches. But Crew bags were before ours so there is something still not right in the process.
The Bag Issue - lodged a claim with Finnair as the Qantas call centre said it's their issue not QF. Despite the QF flight being late departing and arriving.
AY thanked me very much but denied my claim once home as it was more than 21 days after the incident. I half expected as much. My wife is at DEFCON 3 over it but I'm thinking it's 30 Euro's, we bought stuff that won't go astray so it's not that big of a deal. Large corporations and insurance are not in business to make friends so foolish to think they'd assist some random joker to recover costs paid for and supposedly covered by them. Poor them, they must need the 60 bucks more than me.
And that is it. 40-odd days, thousands of km, 3 airlines, 6 flights, 7 airports, thousands of pictures, some souvenirs and 3 J amenity kits (BA wins that round BTW).
Next trip...... Planning a cruise around the Galapagos Islands and a Machu Picchu visit in 2025.