After extensive discussions with my associate, Sidney Balmoral James, we came up with an idea for increasing the take up of vaccinations in Australia. Many of you will be too young to remember the pals regiments of the Great War but we think a similar principle could be used.
Bring a pal for vaccination we are all in together sort of approach. Sid thinks $50 per pal brought along and vaccinated would be fair reward for this charitable endeavour. If we are really going to make it work we think vaccination centres need to be open into the early hours of the morning, located near night clubs, and shouldn't bother with minor details like ID's or whether the vaccine recipient is conscious. It is, after all, about getting the numbers up and protecting us all.
Sid guarantees he can get those numbers up with this approach and has already ordered the necessary equipment to get started. (Who knew Amazon sold coshes? I mean you do have to be creative with your searches - Premium Handheld Extendable Tool, Telescopic Pointer 3 Section Pole with Silicone Handle Grip and Non-Slip Lanyard, Fishing Equipment for Outdoor Activities)
Griselda is being a bit of a negative Nellie about it all and keeps yelling "Impressment" at Sid and I but think this has legs.
We will be looking for investors if we can get the government to commit to the $50 per pal deal. I am sure they will go for this because we are doing this at "cost".
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