The Tony Hancock "What Type of Frequent Flyer are You?" Quiz

[TheEmu]

Exactly the spirit in which the quiz should be conducted.
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Yes, subliminal messages* in the questions.

*For the more literal there are no subliminal messages in the questions...

Actually there are lanimilbus segassem in the questions if you read them sdrawkcab

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I thought the secret handshake was a bottle of wine?

Aha! Just as I suspected! You're not Pushka at all are you???... Barry O'Farrell!!!

Seriously though, I wasn't doing too well by Q4 (-2) but Q5 saved me (e: all of the above +18*).
But then the '59 ran out and I had to crack a fresh bottle of something but the only thing left in the cellar (fridge) was a 2015 Preview Something-Oro-Other from Chile (or somewhere) and I lost interest in the actually Lurpak is not the automatic butter of the pancake maker but I'd better sit down now and goodness, is that the time?
But I digress.
Quite a lot.
Usually.

*Can I have an additional +20 here please Tony?

Based on the additional points I went from below medium to quite medium.

And I always blame Sydney.

That's quite rare in these quizzes - well done!

I blame the cheap booze.

 

[OATEK]

70-100 Your either a road warrior on the way up or you have a fascination with air travel that does not quite manifest itself miles flown. Airlines are probably not seeking you out as a prime customer….but you may well turn into one....or you may be heading the other way.*

87 - definitely a middle of the road result. I have done about the same miles for some years, so neither up nor down. But I have done just enough trips to have nearly mastered the pancake maker in the Sydney QP. I will keep at it until I get perfect results every time!

 

[beardoc]

91, and the road warrior is me.

But I think in all seriousness this poll is more fun in that it is an insight into the mind of TonyHancock.

 

[Deleted member 29185]

1. - C - 5
2. - D - 1
3. - C - 5
4. - B - 5
5. - C -10
6. - B -10
7. - D - 1
8. - C -10
9. - C - 5
10.-C -10
11.-D -10
12.-A - 5
13.-C - 5
14.-C - 5
15.-D - 2
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89
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Well this Tony Hancock patented quiz to beat all quizzes just may have some merit. If I overlook the misspelt you're (your), I arrive at this classification pearler which is pretty much spot on the mark (according to VA at least) "Airlines are probably not seeking you out as a prime customer".

Nice to know what I've long expected is actually "Hancocks, believe it not", truth!

 

[Deleted member 29185]

Thanks Tony- have never met you......but would remenber you if i did. Thanks

You're not wrong there......some of us have met him and are still in therapy! :mrgreen:

 

[Simo]

I have read all your questions and you have given me a good laugh...

 

[TonyHancock]

I have read all your questions and you have given me a good laugh...

...and Simo you score 200+ because you have understood me completely!

 

[Simo]

...and Simo you score 200+ because you have understood me completely!

Thanks Mr Hancock...

 

[samh004]

I only just found this thread... who knows why?

Scored 20 though!

 

[MEL_Traveller]

I'm unable to score anything because I'm still waiting for the free pen that comes with these survey thingies...

 

[TheRealTMA]

I'm unable to score anything because I'm still waiting for the free pen that comes with these survey thingies...

Joe says the days of entitlement is over so note that there's a Free Emirates pen with each first class leg.

Can an pop some in the post for you if you out score me!

 

[TomVexille]

I'm unable to score anything because I'm still waiting for the free pen that comes with these survey thingies...

Just go get some from NAB. There's don't have strings

 

[drross]

Just go get some from NAB. There's don't have strings 

the boss has so many NAB pens... Now that drug reps can't give them out it's the kids' only source of free pens

 

[ithongy]

Tony Hancock, not too sure if you might consider using "survey monkey" to create a survey & tally up the results. It might be worth looking into.

 

[ChrisDPom]

Belated survey after the link popped up while sitting at Uncle Norm's on Melasti after yet another Jetstar flight (worth 50 SCs return PER-DPS which should be a -5).

107 points and the using Y comment is so true.

The blame Sydney one was hard to decide - that's that place over East near Tasmania isn't it? Visited it for work a few times but all those places look the same to us Wait Awhile's.

Thanks for this survey Tony - good fun

Chris

 

[andreas]

Great survey Tony!
112... too much Y atm.

Idle question - has anyone here ever changed jobs mainly on the basis of company travel policy?

 

[samh004]

I only just found this thread... who knows why?

Scored 20 though!

Just under a year on and my score has improved slightly to 78.

Definitely heading the other way

 

[drross]

Great survey Tony!
112... too much Y atm.

Idle question - has anyone here ever changed jobs mainly on the basis of company travel policy?

welcome to AFF andreas. I'm sure you'll enjoy going through lots of interesting posts. great way to 'fill in' time

 

[UP4014]

Joe says the days of entitlement is over so note that there's a Free Emirates pen with each first class leg.

Can an pop some in the post for you if you out score me!

Seeing your comment, I wonder did Joe fly commercial or take the company jet. I never really took much notice.

 

[andreas]

welcome to AFF andreas. I'm sure you'll enjoy going through lots of interesting posts. great way to 'fill in' time

It certainly is!

Thanks. Already loving it.