They've oversold our cruise! And we got the offer!

Butler = another reason for a Tip
Already covered in Australian cruise contract. But needless to say I'll need to press that point at guest services. I haven't told mrP that we now have a (shared) butler. All I need them to book is a specialist Indian feast onboard that I can't book online.
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Seems that they are getting a bodyguard.
Yes. That is indeed the case.
 
Already covered in Australian cruise contract. But needless to say I'll need to press that point at guest services. I haven't told mrP that we now have a (shared) butler. All I need them to book is a specialist Indian feast onboard that I can't book online.
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Yes. That is indeed the case.
So? Who gets the butler, you or MrP?
 
Me: Butler, my glass is half empty, can you fill it up please?
Me: Butler, my glass is half full, can you fill it up please?
Me: Butler, my glass twice as big as it needed to be, can you fill it up please?
Me: Butler, forget the glass, just leave me the bottle.
Me: Butler, this bottle has a hole in it, please bring me another.
 
Me: Butler, my glass is half empty, can you fill it up please?
Me: Butler, my glass is half full, can you fill it up please?
Me: Butler, my glass twice as big as it needed to be, can you fill it up please?
Me: Butler, forget the glass, just leave me the bottle.
Me: Butler, this bottle has a hole in it, please bring me another.
Now. This I will practice. But drron might never get his glass full because it is when it's half. And I've had too many full glasses of Japanese beer tonight.
 
Now. This I will practice. But drron might never get his glass full because it is when it's half. And I've had too many full glasses of Japanese beer tonight.
Sounds like its time to convert those full beer glasses to empty beer glasses. No point hording the full ones too long 🍻
 
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One time (maybe even the last time - I forget) on Celebrity, I remember overhearing our butler contacting the tendering operations area and telling them that VIPs were on the way down and we to be accommodated on the next available tender.
 
One time (maybe even the last time - I forget) on Celebrity, I remember overhearing our butler contacting the tendering operations area and telling them that VIPs were on the way down and we to be accommodated on the next available tender.
Yes. But no tenders on our cruise. Our friends travelling Royally will no doubt help four of us get off the ship quickly in Hiroshima on time. Advantages already. 😂. She replied saying she'd never had such a good upgrade before and she seems to have travelled with Celebrity a lot. She's probably Elite or Zenith status to boot.
 

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