I'm venting and apologise if my POV is different to everyone else here, and I am not interested in being told "give them another go". I'm a once bitten twice shy type of guy and frankly don't care for sloppy service and paying decent dollars for a poor product...
Where do I start?
I needed to visit Darwin on my rotation home lets just say "incognito".
I'm quite well known at the lounges and of course by the other FIFO's in and out of ADL/DRW who in the majority, fly Qantas. So, after watching an episode of Dexter, I said to my wife "hide in plane (pun intended) view - I'll fly up and back on VA".
I used an external booking system to book my flight(s) and being hand luggage only, I raced off two days later for my first of 4 HELL flights over 2 days.
Ok, that's a little unfair as the flights south were better that the ones north, but man oh man have Virgin Australia got a lot to learn.
VA401. Seat allocation 1A
Poor CSM service. VA status PAX recognised in row behind before I was even offered a good morning.
Shabby service, overhead bin filled with luggage (I assume crews), I had to ASK for a coffee, not to mention a pretty poor seat comfort wise.
VA1351. Seat allocation 2A
1A was empty. Before takeoff I asked the CSM if "after takeoff" would it be OK to move to 1A. There was a noisy kid behind me, no drama, that's what kids do, but I might as well get some distance between us right? The CSM berated me quoting load profiles etc quite loud and to a point of embarrassment. I reiterated again that I wanted to move to the empty seat (assuming it stayed empty as the door was still open at that point) AFTER takeoff, but the CSM kept on with the sever NO.
Within 5 minutes of the seatbelt sign being turned off, a passenger from the economy cabin was moved to 1A.
During the flight service I was pretty much ignored except for the compulsory interactions needed and I would chalk that flight up to the defining moment of "never again"
The flights home were much better - CSM spoke to me, but I felt they were only interested in their own upcoming weekend activities and had no "zest" in their service - tired perhaps, too long a day? I don't know, but for an airline who claim to be equally as good as Qantas, have "raised the bar" I think is their latest tag line, they are a long way short of the "ordinary" service on QF.
CRM