The Rok
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Sounds like a day in the life of a rig pig.....get chopper from rig to Truscott or Dili, get Metro from Truscott or Dili to Darwin arrive 1030ish sober, ask for & receive exit row seats on checkin then proceed to Fannie Bay Ale House, Qantas Club or DRW Airport Resort & get smashed with your mates trying to make up for the last 21 days you haven't had access to alchohol.
Turn up a boarding gate when flight is in final stages of boarding, draw attention to self by losing boarding pass, get onboard then sit in wrong seat then 'joke' with F/A about your mate being with Al Quaeda when she's asking you to sit in correct seat. CSM come to investigate but she doesn't see funny side of 'joke' either.
Plane departs with two less pax & bags, ticket cancelled by company who send you a pink slip in the mail which is self explanatory. Plenty of spare time now to update resume, then there's small matter of telling the Missus.
Was that a story about you? Or "a friend"?