Whilst l don't usually get involved in the "is mine bigger than yours" boys locker room bragging sessions, l really can't let go of this one.
My 070xx_ might look small compared to all the rest of you, but l do use it very well thankyou
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And of course in a low light in front of the right sort of mirror, it does look bigger than it really is.
Anyway, mine still must be special, cause the same QP dragons keep asking me to pull it out and show them every time they see me, so things can't be all that bad.
My only real problem is, over the years it does have a tendency to change color.
And as the years wear on and l approach my next membership birthday, it becomes harder and harder to just keep hold of the thing with all of lifes new "enhancements".
And like all things that age, it sure does not stand up or deliver like it used to.
Mind you, l do demand more from it now than l ever have before, but thats my fault and not QF's.
It hasn't let me down yet thank god!
But still, QF tell me l have to have a chip implanted soon.
Apparently its going to be for my own good, and nothing to do with my capabilitys as a client.
They say its going to make me faster and quicker and more reliable.
As if that was ever my fault that things are always so slow and unreliable.
At least the fact that i'm always up front, means they still love me regardless.
But we all know their only pretending.
I'm not stupid, l know when their faking it.