You're a bogan if....

[MadFairlane]

Bogan warning... Flying in J class next sunday.
Will be wearing shorts and thongs...

You have been warned...

 

[Blinky]

Bogan warning... Flying in J class next sunday.
Will be wearing shorts and thongs...

You have been warned...

To BNE, not so boganish. To Paris.......

 

[Happy Trails]

Bogan warning... Flying in J class next sunday.
Will be wearing shorts and thongs...

You have been warned...

Sorry, but a real bogan would not be so considerate.

 

[medhead]

Closer to "mo-wet". Either that, or I've been pronouncing it wrong my entire life.

Regardless I do an on the spot premises evaluation when ordering it to determine which pronunciation is more likely to be understood!

So glad you didn't correct me to Mo-eeee...

 

[Hvr]

Bogan warning... Flying in J class next sunday.
Will be wearing shorts and thongs...

You have been warned...

Sorry, but a real bogan would not be so considerate.

Nor would a real bogan call it J class, it would be Star Class.

Although, you are from BNE and fly Virgin so maybe this is a real warning?

 

[jetlagger]

I'm enjoying the non bogan parts of Bali at present.
There is even a piano player & chandelier with evening canapés.. How very elegant
Though I do still enjoy a frosted glass of Bintang.. sans singlet

 

[munitalP]

The true sign of a Bogan is:

iPhone bottle opener...









or a V8 made into a BBQ...

 

[MadFairlane]

I can not lie, I would like to have that BBQ in the shed, cept for the fact its a holden or chev style lol

 

[medhead]

It's not a V8 so not automatically Bogan, also displays knowledge of science/physics and engineering. Is this bogan, or just kiwi?

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

 

[turtlemichael]

Bogan waiter: "Are yous ready to order?"

Bogan waiter with middle class pretensions: "Are we ready to order?"

 

[medhead]

No, No, No. I've fixed that for you.

BTW seen this used a few times on Facebook.

Bogan waiter: "Are [-]yous[/-] use ready to order?"

Bogan waiter with middle class pretensions: "Are we ready to order?"

 

[Pushka]

What do you call the bogan girl in a white track suit?

The Bride.

 

[TonyHancock]

What do you call the bogan girl in a white track suit?

The Bride.

I was going to say 'er indoors.....at the risk of being castrated!!