dfcatch
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So here is dfcatch's anti-JQ rant for the week.
So last week I book my folks on JQ back from Melbourne for next month. Well I physically assisted my mum to make the booking (so I can vouch for what was on the screen).
1/ She makes the booking, payment screen glitches/browser crashes.
"ON HOLD" email comes through.
2/ We go back into the booking payment screen, DE-SELECT the immorally default selections of insurance, starkids and carbon offset.
3/ We verify the payment amount on the right side of the screen, enter Amex details and commit payment.
4/ It appears on my statement this morning (and the JQ Confirmation and Tax Invoice only comes through this morning). Naturally - it's a higher amount. They have included donation and insurance.
5/ Cordial call to JQ to have the extra charges removed - accusatory line of questioning from JQ muppet "why did you not notice the extra charges till now??!!", muppet won't help, muppet doesn't want to transfer to supervisor, have to pull a DYKWIA moment to actually get a supervisor.
6/ Supervisor refuses to do anything, questions why I'm only questioning it now, refuses to do anything, hangs up on me when I request escalation to someone with the authority to sort it out.
Now I'm pissed - no-one hangs up on me - I mean seriously - don't make me call TonyHancock!
7/ I call back, request a supervisor, frontline muppet puts up all the hurdles but eventually works out I'm serious and delays..... But eventually gets a supervisor.
Supervisor again accuses "why did you only just notice?", supervisor refuses to do anything "oh that's not out problem you need to call the insurance company".
Ok I say - but if that's how it works - can you sort out the starkids issue? "About that matter sir, no there's nothing we can do".
So who do I call??
"About that matter sir, I'm sorry there's nothing I can do".
So can to escalate it to someone else?
"About that matter sir, there's no-one else, there's nothing I can do".
I offer several solutions including a simple voucher to cover the overcharge (if a refund is too difficult)..... You guessed it "about that matter sir, there's nothing we can do".
So he starts arguing with me until I cut him off and remind him that customer service supervisors should never argue with irate customers He thanked me for the pro-tip.
I then asked what he could do - or what he suggested I should do "About that matter sir, I'm sorry but there's nothing we can do".
"So you can't help me AND you can't suggest who I should call or what I should do?"
"About that matter sir......"
So I have initiated a chargeback (as I told him I would do), booked on another airline (as I told him I would do)....
And now deciding in my mind which escalation avenue to take......
So last week I book my folks on JQ back from Melbourne for next month. Well I physically assisted my mum to make the booking (so I can vouch for what was on the screen).
1/ She makes the booking, payment screen glitches/browser crashes.
"ON HOLD" email comes through.
2/ We go back into the booking payment screen, DE-SELECT the immorally default selections of insurance, starkids and carbon offset.
3/ We verify the payment amount on the right side of the screen, enter Amex details and commit payment.
4/ It appears on my statement this morning (and the JQ Confirmation and Tax Invoice only comes through this morning). Naturally - it's a higher amount. They have included donation and insurance.
5/ Cordial call to JQ to have the extra charges removed - accusatory line of questioning from JQ muppet "why did you not notice the extra charges till now??!!", muppet won't help, muppet doesn't want to transfer to supervisor, have to pull a DYKWIA moment to actually get a supervisor.
6/ Supervisor refuses to do anything, questions why I'm only questioning it now, refuses to do anything, hangs up on me when I request escalation to someone with the authority to sort it out.
Now I'm pissed - no-one hangs up on me - I mean seriously - don't make me call TonyHancock!
7/ I call back, request a supervisor, frontline muppet puts up all the hurdles but eventually works out I'm serious and delays..... But eventually gets a supervisor.
Supervisor again accuses "why did you only just notice?", supervisor refuses to do anything "oh that's not out problem you need to call the insurance company".
Ok I say - but if that's how it works - can you sort out the starkids issue? "About that matter sir, no there's nothing we can do".
So who do I call??
"About that matter sir, I'm sorry there's nothing I can do".
So can to escalate it to someone else?
"About that matter sir, there's no-one else, there's nothing I can do".
I offer several solutions including a simple voucher to cover the overcharge (if a refund is too difficult)..... You guessed it "about that matter sir, there's nothing we can do".
So he starts arguing with me until I cut him off and remind him that customer service supervisors should never argue with irate customers He thanked me for the pro-tip.
I then asked what he could do - or what he suggested I should do "About that matter sir, I'm sorry but there's nothing we can do".
"So you can't help me AND you can't suggest who I should call or what I should do?"
"About that matter sir......"
So I have initiated a chargeback (as I told him I would do), booked on another airline (as I told him I would do)....
And now deciding in my mind which escalation avenue to take......