A bit of humour

[Buzzard]

The worst thing about working for an employment agency is that if you get fired you still have to show up next day.

 

[Maca44]

 

[p--and--t]

1999: "Don't get into a car with strangers"

2009: "Don't meet with people from the internet alone"

2019: UBERSHARE "Order yourself a stranger from the internet and get in his/her car with other strangers"

 

[drron]

 

[Maca44]

In another sheep story, the majority of rams in New Zealand have jumped off cliffs in an act of suicide.
The reason being; they heard the Seekers singing "there will never be another ewe"

 

[Hvr]

they heard the Seekers singing "there will never be another ewe"

That joke is nearly 55 years old!

I'll Never Find Another You - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Keep it up and you'll be baaaa'd

 

[Hvr]

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue."

 

[Bundy Bear]

Simplest ideas usually the best.

 

[JessicaTam]

Simplest ideas usually the best.
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I didn't know whether to click 'funny', 'like', 'informative' or 'agree'!

 

[Bundy Bear]

True that

 

[Flashback]

Yup.....

 

[Buzzard]

 

[drron]

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From Sharing is Caring.

 

[codash1099]

 

[Hvr]

So there’s this snail, and he’s really tired of being slow, so he goes to the nearest Renault dealer and buys one. He has them paint a big red S on the side, (for Snail) so everyone will see him and, marveling at his new speedier lifestyle, and exclaim

“Sacré bleu! Look at that S-car-go!”

 

[codash1099]

 

[coriander]

What did Santa ask Rudolf about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?

 

[drron]

 

[drron]

Maybe should be in the Emotional support animals thread.

 

[daft009]