A bit of humour

[p--and--t]

 

[oz_mark]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

Bloke Working At Parkes Observatory Sighs After Being Asked To Provide Horoscopes At Pub Again

"Because I look at the stars for a job," he sighed.

www.betootaadvocate.com

 

[VPS]

Very clever

 

[Bundy Bear]

Happens to us all

 

[Flashback]

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Happens to us all

I wish lockdown was longer as I lost weight both times!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Exciting news!

Reverse Parallel Parking Confirmed For 2024 Olympics — The Shovel

"Judges will make unhelpful comments and suggestions while the competitors are in action".

www.theshovel.com.au

 

[Black Duck]

 

[Black Duck]

"She texted me “your adorable”

I replied “no you’re adorable”

now she thinks I like her when all I did was point out her grammar mistake"

 

[p--and--t]

Post automatically merged: Dec 12, 2020

 

[straitman]

I wish lockdown was longer as I lost weight both times!

I have that weight you lost if you want it back.

 

[Flashback]

I have that weight you lost if you want it back.

It would be rude of me to take a gift back..

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’
Not All Seniors Are Senile...

 

[straitman]

It would be rude of me to take a gift back..

I guess I’ll just forward it on the someone who needs it more. (Sorry I didn’t appreciate it more)

Any volunteers?

 

[Hvr]

Some fool just stole all of the bus stop signs.
Seriously, where do people get off?



I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[cosi]

 

[TheRealTMA]

Apologies.