A bit of humour

[JessicaTam]

Today I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack.

I'm not in trouble yet ... but I know the thyme is coughin ... and the result may be chilli

You dill!

 

[Black Duck]

 

[codash1099]

Today I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack.

I'm not in trouble yet ... but I know the thyme is coughin ... and the result may be chilli

Does NM stand for Nut Meg?

 

[Hvr]

Today I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack.

I'm not in trouble yet ... but I know the thyme is coughin ... and the result may be chilli

Anything to ginger up your life. Are you hoping for a bit of lovage?

 

[NM]

Does NM stand for Nut Meg?

Nelly Mobbs
Nicely Married
Never Mind

 

[TheRealTMA]

Nelly Mobbs
Nicely Married
Never Mind

"Not Me"

 

[Ansett]

 

[NM]

 

[codash1099]

 

[codash1099]

 

[NM]

Q: What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

A: Retired

 

[SydneySwan]

Q: What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

A: Retired

???? There are various versions of this. Most not politically correct!

 

[Hvr]

Today I learnt that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in the water you can safely wear it on your head.

Because it's capsized.

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

If your microwave oven is not happy, try turning on its side

 

[drron]

Q: What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

A: Retired

When I am not working I have no idea what day it is.

 

[Captain Halliday]

When I am not working I have no idea what day it is.

Blursday as I call it.

I love that feeling... as a wage slave I only get to enjoy it once or twice a year.

 

[Cossie]

Love it when people ask on Friday, 'what do you have planned for the weekend'?


I should add that most of my working life was spent doing 24/7 shifts, so "days off" rather than weekends were something to look forward to.

 

[Flashback]

Love it when people ask on Friday, 'what do you have planned for the weekend'?

Each week I reply with: the supermarket. Such an exciting life we have here in the UK

 

[coyote25]