A bit of humour

[straitman]

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Where is that? I’ll be there.

 

[NM]

Q: Why do barbers make good taxi drivers?

A: Because they know all the short cuts.

 

[Captain Halliday]

I had an interesting morning.

Dropped into the local Woolies for a top up shop and there was a koala in the fruit and veg section.

It was very odd. The staff had no idea what to do.

Eventually the manager called wildlife rescue and for some reason fire fighters turned up to help.

Some people were taking photos, others just got on with their shopping.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, it turns out the little fella couldn’t find what he wanted on gumtree.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Post automatically merged: Feb 12, 2021

Each week I reply with: the supermarket. Such an exciting life we have here in the UK

Home delivery is so thrilling! The anticipation is ...

 

[NM]

Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

A: He was too far out, man.

 

[cambriamarsh]

Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

A: He was too far out, man.

Groan

 

[straitman]

Groan

It seems that NM is posting jokes for Hvr now.

 

[JessicaTam]

Q: Why do we have armies?

A: To keep our handies on.

 

[straitman]

We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Q: Why do we have armies?

A: To keep our handies on.

No no.

Q. Where does the general keep his armies.

A. In his slevies.

 

[NM]

An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have.

The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

 

[drron]

Though he may be more inclined to have a dig at her.

 

[Ansett]

 

[NM]

I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john". That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.

 

[tgh]

 

[cove]

Ok how much is Qantas paying Williams to show off the new Qantas sportswear?

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: A teacher says "Spit out your gum," while a train says "Choo, Choo, Choo"

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Flashback]

Why should wives cook for their husbands?
Because according to the Geneva Convention, all prisoners should be fed!