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Where is that? I’ll be there.
A bit of humour
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Q: Why do barbers make good taxi drivers?
A: Because they know all the short cuts.
A: Because they know all the short cuts.
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I had an interesting morning.
Dropped into the local Woolies for a top up shop and there was a koala in the fruit and veg section.
It was very odd. The staff had no idea what to do.
Eventually the manager called wildlife rescue and for some reason fire fighters turned up to help.
Some people were taking photos, others just got on with their shopping.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, it turns out the little fella couldn’t find what he wanted on gumtree.
Dropped into the local Woolies for a top up shop and there was a koala in the fruit and veg section.
It was very odd. The staff had no idea what to do.
Eventually the manager called wildlife rescue and for some reason fire fighters turned up to help.
Some people were taking photos, others just got on with their shopping.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, it turns out the little fella couldn’t find what he wanted on gumtree.
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Home delivery is so thrilling! The anticipation is ...Each week I reply with: the supermarket. Such an exciting life we have here in the UK
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Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
A: He was too far out, man.
A: He was too far out, man.
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It seems that NM is posting jokes for Hvr now.
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Q: Why do we have armies?
A: To keep our handies on.
A: To keep our handies on.
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We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!
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An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john". That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
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Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: A teacher says "Spit out your gum," while a train says "Choo, Choo, Choo"
A: A teacher says "Spit out your gum," while a train says "Choo, Choo, Choo"
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