A bit of humour

[TheRealTMA]

@NM You missed this one.

If I could be a Super Hero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man so I could foil the bad guys.

 

[straitman]

Did you hear about the Karma restaurant?

No menu; they just give you what you deserve.

 

[AIRwin]

Did you hear about the Karma restaurant?

No menu; they just give you what you deserve.

And just deserts to finish with?

 

[Flashback]

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

What a Prime specimen!

 

[AIRwin]

Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

Did he screw up and was it cut throat?

 

[NM]

How about some tea-sing?

Cycling back to the coffee shop theme .... I had a really bad coffee today. It tasted like mud. Turns out it was ground yesterday.

 

[NM]

@NM You missed this one.

If I could be a Super Hero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man so I could foil the bad guys.

I have a t-shirt that says: ENGINEER - because Super Hero is not an official job title.

 

[codash1099]

I have a t-shirt that says: ENGINEER - because Super Hero is not an official job title.

 

[NM]

Did you hear about the shipload of paint that hit a reef and wrecked on its way to Queensland? All the sailors were marooned.

 

[straitman]

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

 

[NM]

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

In fact, not just any type of tree. They only grown on apple trees! Clever little things, those apples.

 

[AIRwin]

Clever little things, those apples.

Until they turn into bad apples...

 

[codash1099]

In fact, not just any type of tree. They only grown on apple trees! Clever little things, those apples.

I just wish the pear of you would give it a rest.

 

[NM]

Q: What's another name for an eye dropper?

A: A clumsy ophthalmologist?

 

[Flashback]

Q: What's another name for an eye dropper?

A: A clumsy ophthalmologist?

Are you answering a question with a question?

 

[AIRwin]

Are you answering a question with a question?

An eye for an eye?

 

[NM]

Are you answering a question with a question?

Perhaps?

 

[NM]

Q: What do you call an erratic photographer?

A: A loose canon (perhaps?)!

 

[straitman]

Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.