A bit of humour

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A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sit down at the table next to him.

He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :
'To Fly. To Serve'?

The woman looks at him blankly

He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto
'Winning the hearts of the world'?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto
'Going beyond expectations'?

The woman looks at him sternly and says
'What on earth do you want?'

'Aha!' he says, "Qantas!"

 

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The woman looks at him sternly and says
'What on earth do you want?'

'Aha!' he says, "Qantas!"

It used to be "What the f### do you want" "Oh Jetstar !"

 

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[TheRealTMA]

New Zealand Slips Into Recession Triggering Seven Job Losses

More to come.

www.betootaadvocate.com

 

[andye]

New Zealand Slips Into Recession Triggering Seven Job Losses

More to come.

www.betootaadvocate.com

I did go to Palmerston North as a tourist recently but only to visit the All Blacks museum (worth a visit if you are into rugby. It's not corporate and clearly curated by enthusiasts)

 

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[jastel]

The difference is children remember how to use a spoon...

Not sure that means old people are better teachers...or worse students???

 

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 Years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take both of you for a ride, and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

 

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