A bit of humour

[drron]

 

[SYD]

 

[drron]

DON'T ANNOY A PAEDIATRICIAN.
THEY HAVE VERY LITTLE PATIENTS.

 

[drron]

 

[JohnM]

Methinks @drron has time on his hands these days…

 

[Maca44]

 

[TheRealTMA]

Only in Queensland apparently.​

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FUNNY STREETS​

Bogan St, Albion
Bottomley St, Brassall
Butt St, Harristown
coughburn Ln, Gympie
Hornibrook Esp, Clontarf
Nimrod St, Cooloola Cove
Thrush St, Inala
Wanka Rd, Cecil Plains
Weenah St, Bracken Ridge
Willi St, Rosenthal Heights
Woodcock St, Paddington
Woollybutt St, New Auckland

RUDE MOUNTAIN PEAKS​

Bally Knob, Ravenshoe
Cleanskin Knob, Einasleigh
Mount Blowhard, Wowan
Mount Breast, Tarramba
Mount Cracknell, Porcupine
North Pimple, Ulogie
Punch Knob, Middleton
Shebas Breasts, Almaden
The Knob, Four Ways
The Twin Humps, Coen
Two Mile Knob, Gladstone

HUMOROUS CREEKS AND BEACHES​

Big Buttertin Beach, Prince of Wales
Bogan Jack Creek, Old Cork
Bogan Waterhole, Taldora
Dingleberry Creek, Opalton
Dirty Dick Creek, Prospect
Fannys Creek, Dumgree
Fannys Waterhole, Gilbert River
Muff Creek, Midgereee Bar
Slaggy Creek, Ghinghinda
Titi Creek, Coonambula
Wee Beach, Mission Beach
Willie Creek, Upper Freestone

https://www.couriermail.com.au/lifestyle/mount-dick-to-humpybong-creek-queenslands-rudest-named-places-exposed/news-story/2d199549644ebf6d9b60b7bfaacfc797

 

[Hvr]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

RUDE MOUNTAIN PEAKS​

Bally Knob, Ravenshoe !!

But ours is better !
Bald Knob is a rural locality in the Sunshine Coast Region, Queensland, Australia. ... Landsborough–Maleny Road passes through from south-east to west.

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[coriander]

Then there's "the Paps" near Mansfield, Victoria (from German for coughs)

 

[coriander]

Dr Ron was addressing a large audience.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
"Red meat is awful.
"Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
"Chinese food is loaded with MSG. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand,
and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

 

[JohnM]

Dr Ron was addressing a large audience.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
"Red meat is awful.
"Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
"Chinese food is loaded with MSG. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand,
and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

If @drron does a 'like' on that, he's in deep, deep doo-doo...

 

[Ansett]

 

[Ansett]

 

[Jacques Vert]

Only in Queensland apparently.​

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FUNNY STREETS​

Bogan St, Albion
Bottomley St, Brassall
Butt St, Harristown
coughburn Ln, Gympie
Hornibrook Esp, Clontarf
Nimrod St, Cooloola Cove
Thrush St, Inala
Wanka Rd, Cecil Plains
Weenah St, Bracken Ridge
Willi St, Rosenthal Heights
Woodcock St, Paddington
Woollybutt St, New Auckland

RUDE MOUNTAIN PEAKS​

Bally Knob, Ravenshoe
Cleanskin Knob, Einasleigh
Mount Blowhard, Wowan
Mount Breast, Tarramba
Mount Cracknell, Porcupine
North Pimple, Ulogie
Punch Knob, Middleton
Shebas Breasts, Almaden
The Knob, Four Ways
The Twin Humps, Coen
Two Mile Knob, Gladstone

HUMOROUS CREEKS AND BEACHES​

Big Buttertin Beach, Prince of Wales
Bogan Jack Creek, Old Cork
Bogan Waterhole, Taldora
Dingleberry Creek, Opalton
Dirty Dick Creek, Prospect
Fannys Creek, Dumgree
Fannys Waterhole, Gilbert River
Muff Creek, Midgereee Bar
Slaggy Creek, Ghinghinda
Titi Creek, Coonambula
Wee Beach, Mission Beach
Willie Creek, Upper Freestone

https://www.couriermail.com.au/lifestyle/mount-dick-to-humpybong-creek-queenslands-rudest-named-places-exposed/news-story/2d199549644ebf6d9b60b7bfaacfc797

Don't forget cough rock in NSW:
https://wheresmildo.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/cough-rock.jpg?w=770

 

[drron]

If @drron does a 'like' on that, he's in deep, deep doo-doo...

Even I am not that stupid.