A bit of humour

[Hvr]

 

[Ansett]

 

[serfty]

 

[SYD]

Curtesy of The Age / SMH….

 

[Ansett]

 

[drron]

 

[Ansett]

 

[prozac]

 

[drron]

 

[Ansett]

 

[Ansett]

 

[codash1099]

 

[Hvr]

The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry go round.

They traveled in different circles.

 

[Flashback]

LGW, I think we have different ideas of what delayed means.......

 

[drron]

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week”. The florist was pleased and left the shop.


When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop.


The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from. you. I'm doing community service this week”. The Member of Congresswas very happy and left the shop.


The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

 

[drron]

 

[Pushka]

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Not funny though!

 

[TheRealTMA]

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Why? Age related arithmetic failure?

 

[codash1099]

 

[Hvr]