A bit of humour

TheRealTMA · Oct 22, 2023

anat0l said:
Lousy routing... and the bus broke down again.

Worse! The busbar was closed!

Captain Halliday · Oct 22, 2023

Bit by bit this is becoming painful.

I’m not sure I can hack it.

TheRealTMA · Oct 22, 2023

Captain Halliday said:
Bit by bit this is becoming painful.

I’m not sure I can hack it.

just nibbling then?

Blackadder · Oct 22, 2023

This is a impressive collection.

Hvr · Oct 22, 2023

I bought some coconut shampoo today.

I got halfway home before I thought, `I don't even have a coconut!'

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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!

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In England it’s called a lift.

In the United States it’s called a elevator.

I guess we’re raised a little differently.

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I got sacked from my job at Carpetright today.

Apparently saying "Do you fancy a shag" to the customers as they walked through the entrance was inappropriate.

Blackadder · Oct 22, 2023

Captain Halliday said:
Bit by bit this is becoming painful.

I’m not sure I can hack it.

Well if you take 8 bits that will be a byte out of it.

Hvr · Oct 22, 2023

I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet.

I thought: ‘He’s pushing his luck!’

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I went to a restaurant called The Lord Giveth.
He also does take away...

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Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A: A URL-ologist.

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Q: What do you call a tiny mother?
A: A minimum!

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Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious.

Blackadder · Oct 23, 2023

Blackadder · Oct 23, 2023

anat0l · Oct 23, 2023

How to shorten your life, tip #8277:

drron · Oct 24, 2023

TheRealTMA · Oct 24, 2023

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