A bit of humour

[prozac]

 

[drron]

 

[anat0l]

 

[Hvr]

A polar bear walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a rum and ummmm......(silence).... Coke.

The barmaid asks "What's with the pause?"

Bear "I was born with them".

 

[anat0l]

 

[Hvr]

TRIGger warning:


Is this over bearing?



Look hard at this one:

 

[drron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

sorry.

 

[Blackadder]

 

[drron]

From our Turkish waiter tonight.

An American arrives in Australia and at Immigration he is asked “Do you have a criminal history.”
“Why” he asked “Is it still necessary.”

 

[TonyDoh]

 

[codash1099]

 

[Blackadder]

 

[anat0l]

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Probably have to do that to cover for any pranksters or TikTok challenge / viral wannabes that might try it on.

I found two incidents of children who have died after finding themselves in a wash cycle, though they were too young to read such a label and were poorly supervised.

I thought there was also a story of an adult male who tried to survive being in a tumble dryer for a bet or something, but I can't find it, so I must have the wrong story.

 

[prozac]

 

[prozac]

Next time I am not going up the creek. I am going to ...

 

[Blackadder]

 

[Happy Dude]

Popped up on my FB page. I was dubious that these places were real until I saw @prozac post above.

If Benny Hill were to do a travel show.....

 

[Blackadder]

 

[codash1099]