A bit of humour

From our Turkish waiter tonight.

An American arrives in Australia and at Immigration he is asked “Do you have a criminal history.”
“Why” he asked “Is it still necessary.”
 
Probably have to do that to cover for any pranksters or TikTok challenge / viral wannabes that might try it on.

I found two incidents of children who have died after finding themselves in a wash cycle, though they were too young to read such a label and were poorly supervised.

I thought there was also a story of an adult male who tried to survive being in a tumble dryer for a bet or something, but I can't find it, so I must have the wrong story.
 
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