A bit of humour
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Living on the edge, I see
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A supermarket worker is stacking shelves when a woman approaches him and asks, "Excuse me, I can't find the broccoli."
The man replies, "I'm sorry, we're out of broccoli, but we should have some on Tuesday."
He then goes back to stacking when he feels a tap on his shoulder and it's the same woman, who asks, "Why can't I find any broccoli?"
"As I said, we're sold out of broccoli currently, but there's a new shipment coming in on Tuesday. Come back on Tuesday."
No sooner has he turned around again when who should be accosting him but the same woman, "Where is your broccoli??"
"Lady," he says, "Do me a favour: how do you spell 'dog', as in 'dogmatic'?"
"D-O-G," the woman replies.
"And," he continues, "how do you spell 'cat', as in 'catastrophic'?"
"C-A-T," says the woman, without missing a beat.
"Now," he says, "how do you spell '****' as in 'broccoli'?"
She replies, "There is no '****' in 'broccoli'..."
He yells, "WELL THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, LADY!!!"
The man replies, "I'm sorry, we're out of broccoli, but we should have some on Tuesday."
He then goes back to stacking when he feels a tap on his shoulder and it's the same woman, who asks, "Why can't I find any broccoli?"
"As I said, we're sold out of broccoli currently, but there's a new shipment coming in on Tuesday. Come back on Tuesday."
No sooner has he turned around again when who should be accosting him but the same woman, "Where is your broccoli??"
"Lady," he says, "Do me a favour: how do you spell 'dog', as in 'dogmatic'?"
"D-O-G," the woman replies.
"And," he continues, "how do you spell 'cat', as in 'catastrophic'?"
"C-A-T," says the woman, without missing a beat.
"Now," he says, "how do you spell '****' as in 'broccoli'?"
She replies, "There is no '****' in 'broccoli'..."
He yells, "WELL THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, LADY!!!"
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