A bit of humour

[anat0l]

An oldie:

What's the difference between a good friend and a best friend?

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.

 

[Cossie]

Pinched from fb, could post here or one the car threads!

 

[anat0l]

Pinched from fb, could post here or one the car threads!


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Gee that's a little bit sore, isn't it?

 

[TheRealTMA]

New scientist

 

[SYD]

New scientist
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Pinching that for future use elsewhere!

 

[prozac]

 

[SYD]

LOTFAP is such fertile ground….

 

[codash1099]

 

[JessicaTam]

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Go back 10 posts; do not pass 'Go'; do not collect $200.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Go back 10 posts; do not pass 'Go'; do not collect $200.

Aw. Come on it’s Xmas!

 

[NM]

 

[codash1099]

Go back 10 posts; do not pass 'Go'; do not collect $200.

Surely you don’t expect me to remember that far back?

 

[cosi]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

While enjoying their evening coughtails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up????”

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly
reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled
Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties
......and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "have you ever seen Fifty Thousand Dollars allcrumpled up ????

"He said, "No!," trying to contain his excitement.

SHE SAID, "CHECK THE GARAGE.”

 

[prozac]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[SYD]

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or an Australian at an American restaurant?

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[kangarooflyer88]

I know Qantas customers have been treated fairly rough over the past couple of months, but this really takes it to a whole other level: