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TheRealTMA said:
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"Some Of These Sheilas Bikinis Are A Bit Much" Says Codger Who Gets Around The Beach Like This

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A sensible old man from our state’s Sunshine Coast has today confirmed the world is getting a little bit too fast for him. Speaking to one our our reporters from Kings Beach in Caloundra, Terry Price (72) reckons some of the outfits on the beach these days are a...
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Dick stickers, haven't heard that in a long time.

EDIT: A Euro friends' wife said she was disgusted when I wore my "dick stickers" on their fav Euro beach. Ha I said, you wouldn't be sayin' that if I was younger and 40kg lighter! Some people can be so insensitive. ;)
 
prozac said:
Dick stickers, haven't heard that in a long time.

EDIT: A Euro friends' wife said she was disgusted when I wore my "dick stickers" on their fav Euro beach. Ha I said, you wouldn't be sayin' that if I was younger and 40kg lighter! Some people can be so insensitive. ;)
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Yet its not uncommon for Europeans to go butt naked! Caught me by surprise the first time in Mallorca, but ever since then I don't even bat an eyelid...... all ages, all shapes and sizes!
 
Flashback said:
Yet its not uncommon for Europeans to go butt naked! Caught me by surprise the first time in Mallorca, but ever since then I don't even bat an eyelid...... all ages, all shapes and sizes!
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Yes, perfectly normal. French , Germans etc do it at the drop of a hat, so to speak. It’s a bit of an English, US, Australian obsession sometimes when they see ”flesh”. :)
 
Flashback said:
Yet its not uncommon for Europeans to go butt naked! Caught me by surprise the first time in Mallorca, but ever since then I don't even bat an eyelid...... all ages, all shapes and sizes!
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And saunas in Northern Europe. We like the waterborne one at Best Western Seehotel Frankenhorst near Schwerin. Original owner was an artist called Hans Frank (not the naz_ fella) who allowed the naz_s to use the chateau as a playground during the war and then later the politburo chiefs before the fall of the wall. When you have done your sauna time you dive butt naked straight into the cold lake waters.
 
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Just finished watching Season 5 of Utopia. Can relate a lot to what’s shown in the show.

Particularly this scene ;

P1, angrily : “Hayden is not an engineer”
P2, sarcastically : “ I wouldn’t put labels on people”
P1: “Oh, sorry, Hayden doesn’t identify as an engineer” 😂
 
DejaBrew said:
Whatever it was, I don't think I/we need to know as it would take all of us to a really, really, REALLY bad visual place!! 🤣
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Thank goodness for Apple Vision Pro. Can it be all digital and sterile? Unless some lunatic walks everywhere with it on.
 

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