A bit of humour

[Black Duck]

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.

She started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train”. “Yes, I know it’s the 6:30 and not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting”. “No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss”. “No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”. “Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”

15 minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, “Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed”.

Sue doesn’t use her mobile phone in public any longer.

 

[p--and--t]

The Golfer


A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.

As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"

The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That's my ball over there. May I have it, please?"

The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."

The golfer looks at the man and says, "I think I understand"

He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard as well.

The man says, "What did you do that for?"

The golfer replies,

"I consider myself a Gentleman, and I believe every prick should have two balls."

 

[p--and--t]

 

[Blackadder]

 

[SYD]

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Why does he look like a hostage saying good things?

 

[anat0l]

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Ah... Viva los cultural differences.

This would read perfectly fine and benign in Japanese culture. You wouldn't think twice that the guy there has a rifle to his head as he had his picture taken to be adorned on this board. And yes, the flight is perfectly safe and comfortable.

 

[fly2earth]

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squeak squeak squeak--->Meow--->Ruff ruff ruff---->Where is that stray dog?--->Beep boop beep boop we are aliens we come in peace

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Ah... Viva los cultural differences.

This would read perfectly fine and benign in Japanese culture. You wouldn't think twice that the guy there has a rifle to his head as he had his picture taken to be adorned on this board. And yes, the flight is perfectly safe and comfortable.

I agree totally not propaganda the words he saying it all true

 

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[SYD]

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I was eyeing off the tumble dryers and 50” TV in the latest catalogues!

 

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[Hvr]

Is this what you were thinking about?

 

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[Ansett]

Lol

 

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[Blackadder]

 

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[NM]

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But the engines will still produce sufficient power to get the aircraft to the crash site