A bit of humour

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[NM]

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Well, that is only part of what Genesis reveals. While it is true that according to Genesis, Adam and Eve had three sons called Cain, Able and Seth. Genesis also tells us (Gen 5:4) that in the 800 years Adam lived after the birth of Seth, he has other sons and daughters. So yes, think about it, read it in context, and take all the time you need.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Well, that is only part of what Genesis reveals. While it is true that according to Genesis, Adam and Eve had three sons called Cain, Able and Seth. Genesis also tells us (Gen 5:4) that in the 800 years Adam lived after the birth of Seth, he has other sons and daughters. So yes, think about it, read it in context, and take all the time you need.

No time needed. Genesis is literally true of course. Just like women have one less rib.

 

[andye]

It may not be Electra but it's still more intense than a drawn match in football

Edited for correct gender

 

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[Blackadder]

 

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Selfie time

 

[Blackadder]

 

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[prozac]

 

[prozac]

 

[Bundy Bear]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

 

[prozac]

 

[Scr77]

This label is on the best car chamois I’ve owned.

 

[prozac]

As soon as he opened his tool box, I knew he had years of experience

 

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[Captain Halliday]

My office a couple of weeks back was the Rendevouz Hotel at Scarborough in Perth.

I can assure you it was not PERfect!

To reach the swimming pool you had to exit the building.

He are the instructions on how to exit the building:



After determining the water temperature was at least five degrees below PERfect I had to follow these instructions to enter the building:


PERplexing!

 

[TheRealTMA]

My office a couple of weeks back was the Rendevouz Hotel at Scarborough in Perth.

I can assure you it was not PERfect!

To reach the swimming pool you had to exit the building.

He are the instructions on how to exit the building:

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After determining the water temperature was at least five degrees below PERfect I had to follow these instructions to enter the building:

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PERplexing!

swiPERoom! lol.