A bit of humour

Advice needed please!!

My kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I have hidden around the house... someone suggested I put them up the attic so I did that last night..... I literally got no sleep last night because all I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, being in the dark, and wanting to be let back down 🙄🙄 any other suggestions??
 
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In 1933, Pedro Gras introduced the first Trinaranjus bottle, a delicate crystal container that, due to its fragility, required extreme care during the filling process with the refreshing orange beverage. Despite its less robust design, the bottle remained in production until 1956, an impressive feat considering the technical challenges it posed. Interestingly, this fragility did not prevent Trinaranjus from becoming a huge success in Spain, solidifying its presence in the market for several decades.
 
Teresa had a female parrot which always saying: “Hello, I am very hot. Do you want to have some fun?”

She went to the church to find the priest for a solution to the problem. The priest said, “Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her.”

So,Teresa brought the parrot to priest’s house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds. She squawked, “Hello, I am very hot. Do you want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looked at the other one and said, “Put the Bible away, our prayers have been answered.”
 

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