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Then Obviously I shall be Head of Atmosphere, People & Programmes Leader and Founding CEO. ;) Means I do all the HR kida stuff, the PR and marketing (hence people) which includes online forums! and I guess it covers the FFP hehehehe - I'll let you run with the logistics without any interference from me - I don't don't get all that techie stuff (cargo, fleets, meh!). This is coming along nicely.

We should have matching offices - next door to each other - down to the last staple - to show the equality of our co-founding roles ;)

I like "The Experience" and for our F & J pax we can have "The Full Experience" from chauffeurs to inflight masseuse, etc etc etc

Atmosphere Air - come and experience the experience

The Journey just overtook the destination as the best part of your trip!

(All our marketing has to be in purple. The Atmosphere is pure. The Atmosphere is clean. The Atmosphere is Warm. Purple is warm. Purple is Atmosphere)

(so, the atmosphere is actually poisonous, filthy, freezing and colourless - but we can't let Hanz know - he'll be devastated!)

Wait, I don't want to do cargo and stuff. I change my title to Head of Operations and Programming. I am good with timetabling and ideas and concepts.

And I didn't know Hans was advising.

This is moving quickly. We should be ready for our air certificate soon.
 
Wait, I don't want to do cargo and stuff. I change my title to Head of Operations and Programming. I am good with timetabling and ideas and concepts.

And I didn't know Hans was advising.

This is moving quickly. We should be ready for our air certificate soon.

operations still covers it though: dont stress - delegate: you think i actually checked the anti-terrorist record for every pilot we have hired? :rolleyes: i'm a busy man you know...

hans casually contracting... i found him crying as he admired the beauty of a beetroot in the food court - he wouldn't let me go!!! it's all good: tax write-off :) "It is round. It is sweet. It is purple. *sobs* It is food. It is life. I sometimes truly think I was born eating a beetroot"


certificate soon. we are taking out the issuing boys next week for dinner, drinks and whatever they need. i reckon by 9am the next morning, we'll have our certificate ;)
 
I found this cheeky little number for the F lounge.

A_4_litre_Cask_of_Australian_Red_Wine.jpg


and for the champagne lovers:

Passion-Pop.jpg
 
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If you want to join us, you have to give yourself a title.

mmm I was rather hoping just to hang around the bar, with my genuine dislike of people I could see myself has head of HR and wine selection. :)


Oh....looks like the HR side is covered! So perhaps I could take on the Alan Joyce role of just bagging the airline!
 
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Tony, I literally LOL with that - good man: showing me why I hired you.

Yogi: I am the hungover one and you aren't reading anything! I employed Noob for Head of Recruitment, and Tony is Chief Wine Selector - and trust me, there is no-one better qualified. In fact, Tony and I have a meeting scheduled with the mob from Dan Murphy's Cleanskin Department next weekend! ;)
 
Is anyone reading? Yogi & Noob go back to the first post and read all posts to this point! Sheesh!


Tony: don't you think that Passion Pop is a little high-brow for our Y pax? Maybe west coast coolers - it's still a 'bubbly' after all...? Your call though...

I can see the FA walking down the aisle carrying the box "More wine sir?" *pinch & pour* - If we have a football team or lots of young'uns on board - I bet when we pop our head though the reinforced iron door (sorry no curtain between our cabins) they'll have blown up the bag and be playing 'beach ball' with it throughout the cabin.

Now that is one hell of an Atmosphere ;)
 
So, we are called "The Experience" and this involves every step of the flying experience. Maybe there are places the person goes through and Atmosphere is either the lounge but I feel more, like... hmm... umm...

To Wikipedia...

(New Latin atmosphaera, created in the 17th century from Greek ἀτμός [atmos] "vapor"[SUP][1][/SUP] and σφαῖρα [sphaira] "sphere"[SUP][2][/SUP]) says Wikipedia. So, something has to be called atmosphaera. This is pretty Latin and sexy.

The atmospheric composition on Earth is largely governed by the by-products of the very life that it sustains. Earth's atmosphere contains roughly (by molar content/volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, a variable amount (average around 1.247%, National Center for Atmospheric Research) water vapor, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, and traces of hydrogen, helium, and other "noble" gases.

So each of our planes is named after a part of earth's or another planet's atmosphere.

And we need to do something with the names, based on the layers - Tropo, Strato, Meso, Thermo, Exo. I think they should be the 5 layers of our flying program. And I didn't say frequent. Because. We want all people to fly and feel part of something. I am not a "frequent" flyer but I want to be a part of something. So it's like a "Flying Club" that anyone can join. I am going to steal my ideas back from my other thread...

The first layer being a really basic entry which may or may not even involve flying, the last is p* service. Yes, that is a star and the p is short for something. The first level should be super easy to get into, the second, a minor challenge and so on as flying increases.

atmosphaera
Be, The Experience

* Troposphere
Level 1
Colour -

This is really basic level of membership and you may or may not even need to fly. Free to join and minimal benefits. You may not even get a physical card? You get a cool email newsletter and um, a couple of other things. Inclusive, broad and somehow might encourage someone to fly or fly with The Experience for the first time.


* Stratosphere
Level 2
Colour -

This level is not too hard to reach and has some modest benefits.

Maybe have to actually physically fly to reach the next level - maybe you get it automatically after your first flight?


* Mesosphere
Level 3
Colour -

This level does require flying at least occaisionally.


* Thermosphere
Level 4
Colour -

This level is pretty frequent flying.


* Exosphere
Level 5
Colour -

This is like you sometimes think you live at the airport.

The super uber frequentest of frequent flyers. A kazillion miles flyer.

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I can't edit my first post. cough...
 
In regards to our planes, I think we ditch the classes, too 2000's. I saw some story the other day about some sort of Airbus plane concept for 5 years time, where they ditched the classes and had zones based on some sort of activity level - the was a relaxation zone, a social zone, etc. The one with the clear top, though we might move that to the second delivery.

WHAT ABOUT... fare classes based on the level of atmosphaera you want. If you want just a seat, you buy the Tropo Experience and that is like cheap bargain economy. If you superstar service, you buy an Exo fare that that is like personal everything... HEY... good idea me...

You pay for the level of The Experience that you are after and that is the entire thing from arriving to boarding to seats, everything.
 
You have waaaay too much time on your hands! ;)

Bloody exo, tropo stuff - I knew you'd bring it out soon! Ha! I am going to override your top tier - as my Guru Club is full of little Yogis - they won't accept being called Exos - makes it sound to much like Execs.... meh ;)

I am off to bed *for real this time* - I am half dead and am catching a flight tomorrow...

Cheers.

Misha
 
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So, you think you've all done so much work and you have taken long service leave???

I think not. Back to work plebs!
 
You'd better be referring to others as we are equal ;)

I'm going to be around less and less during human hours till June 30 passes... After that, bottles pop and I'll be back in my co-CEO's chair at atmosphere ;)


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Misha, just read your other thread about the sugar. Crazy. But we love you here. Come home to your family, at um, what are we called today. Oh yeah, um, the atmosphaera experience. or something.

I formalised our first group of appointments.

Noob - Head of Recruitment
TonyHancock - Chief Wine Selector
Misha - Head of Atmosphere, Head of MishaMiles, People and Programmes Leader and Founding Assistant CEO
Yogi - Head of Atmosphere, Head of Experience, Operations and Programming Leader and Founding CEO
 
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I snuck a camera into AJ's office last night. This is what I filmed:

YouTube - ‪Qantas and the Third Reich‬‏

**This isn't mine. But I burst into laughter when I saw it**

"Well what was I suppose to say? Olivia Wirth wasn't around!!"

Whoever made this clearly knows what they are talking about. :)
 
SIMO will take a position in atmosphere, I will be head on IFE.First thing is to ban reruns of the same shows for an entire month... QF annoys with this as they re run slicks and specks a thousand times until it wears out.Will take the lead from Cebu pacific where the staff dance in the aisle on some flights and evan play games mid flight.Also will run flights back from the mining towns which will just be pizza and beer flights...and just before they land will hand out kebab's for the cab ride home....
 
Is anyone still here or are you all busy our strategic alliance with Tiger? Wait on...
 
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