Apologies, I probably didn't phrase it very well. It's more of an account of what's happening where I'm based. It's clear that you've been around for a few months (and possibly longer as most have a good read before hitting the join button) so I'm pretty sure that is not your intention. Things do get quite intense where I am. Someone has even set up a blog, and copied the information from a forum, word for word, and tried to make a quick dollar from it.
Private threads would work well in theory, although I'm not sure how we would determine access. Probably best to talk to admin/mods if we want to go down this route, but I would suggest we make a well thought out submission rather than saying we want one now without having worked out the specifics of what goes in there and who can access it (level of membership? post counts? time since joining?).