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I think you way over simplified the complete response needing to be given.
What about x lounge closes at 1800, y lounge doesn't open for an hour, z lounge doesn't have free alcohol, u lounge is being renovated and half the usual size, t lounge will be full because there are 2x A380s on the stand.
Let's run through how this will actually play out for OP's friend on their recent NRT-MEL flight. QF80 departs at 8:05pm so let's say they are checking in at 5:30pm.
Ma'am here's your boarding pass - now buckle up, here are all the lounges you can access:
QF - This is the lounge we recommend you go to. It has a QF service desk, QF boarding announcements, is right next to the gates QF usually uses, and has no queue for the showers. It is otherwise unremarkable.
CX - Arguably the worst lounge at Nari- actually never mind, this lounge closes in 30 minutes so let's skip this one.
AA - Hidden in a corner and down a set of escalators, this isn't the worst lounge at NRT but also far from the best. Keep track of time because you won't get any boarding calls here, and it's a 15 minute brisk walk to your gate over in the Satellite terminal.
JL (Main) - We've recently renovated this lounge, it's a lot larger now BUT we are currently renovating the showers. There is usually a queue in excess of three hours if you want a shower here. No boarding announcements, allow 20 minutes to get to your gate.
JL (Satellite) - Not as large at the JL Main terminal lounge, but equally packed with the afternoon NRT rush trying to get a shower. No boarding announcements here, but that won't matter because we'll ask you to leave at 7:20pm when we close the lounge.
EK - This lounge is nice, but it doesn't open for another 30 minutes so maybe walk around aimlessly for a while. Oh, you're also looking for the not-immediately-obvious elevator in the main terminal to get here, and it's a 15 minute walk to your gate. No boarding announcements.
Oh, Ma'am I just noticed you're a Platinum member - thanks for your loyalty! In that case let me suggest two more lounges!
JL First (Main) - Newly renovated, this lounge has an amazing food selection - made to order sushi, ramen and a la carte plates of the day. Showers? You're looking at a one hour wait (yes, this is what I was quoted last month)
JL First (Satellite) - No queue for showers, better whiskey than the Main terminal, but no a la carte food and we'll kick you out before your flight boards.
This would add a good three minutes (if not more) to each lounge-eligible pax the check-in agent needs to process, and they'll need to keep track of what time each lounge opens/closes - which for some lounges (EK!) depends on what day of the week it is. Expecting this is nothing short of unreasonable.
Imagine if your ideal check-in agent said "You have access to the Cathay Business lounges". Your next question is likely to be "Where are they?" then perhaps "Does the lounge make boarding announcements, have a shower, providing complimentary Aesop facials and allow me to make noisy handsfree calls to my mates on holiday in Bali?"
Heaven forbid the QF check-in agent accidentally says the CX NRT lounge does have showers (hint: it doesn't) we might never hear the end of it.
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