Okay, time for my full review of the Hyatt Regency Perth:
Status: Globalist
Room booked: Regency king
Rate: $195per night for 6 nights and then after a short break again for 5 nights
Room received: Upgrade to large suite both times
Oh, I find it so hard to review this property. I kinda like it but in a weird way and it’s really coming apart at the seams. But they treated me exceptionally well (for the most of it) and at under $200 a night, they really adjust their rates in line with the age of the property.
When you enter, it feels like you’re walking back in time straight to the 80ies, they could easily use this backdrop as a set piece in Stranger Things. The lobby is grande but old fashioned in a cheezy way (that obelisk with the elephants!) and it just continues from there. Very Hyatt, I got proactively upgraded to a suite on the app a day before arrival already and my status as well as being a repeat guest was both highlighted upon check in. 4pm check out on my last day was proactively offered and I was informed that as a Globalist, the breakfast buffet would be free of charge and I am welcome to join for “Happy Hour” in the executive lounge from 5-7. As with everything else, this hotel is so “classic” that it operates still like a decade ago which has its good sides: There’s still food and drinks in the executive lounge, the aircon in the room is blasting like crazy and staff gives you weird looks if you rush down for breakfast in the very last minutes of the buffet.
So far so fun. My suite was indeed HUGE but uber-ugly in its outdated design and general state of maintenance. Lots of weird empty void space everywhere which is better than cramped, I guess, but maybe some additional furniture would be nice? And what was there as furniture was an odd mix of the 30 year old minimum original items with others replaced as needed. So coulours and designs did not match, the carpet was worn and old and the bathrooms probably the worst of them all. Everything was crying really loudly “renovation” but did so already pre-Covid but alas, nothing has been done. I was told that work is about to begin adding fresh carpets and a layer of new wall colour but seriously, this place needs much more than that. Look no further as to other Hyatt Regencys- the one in Cologne, Germany went from old and run down to now glamorous and fresh or even closer to home, look at how the former Four Points in Sydney has been transformed into the Hyatt Regency. It obviously can be done!
Other observations: Due to its age, the hotel is particularly badly sound insulated so you hear literally EVERYTHING. Especially the old water hoses and toilet flushes keep you up at night- you always know when your neighbours or units above you are showering or doing a sh… Housekeeping was a bit patchy and I even found some old Pokemón gaming cards and other utensils left from previous guests behind the sofa which clearly indicated to me they never even vacuum behind there. Bah! On other occasions, housekeeping simply forgot items like coffee capsules and then it took ages until they were delivered. Trying to order anything on the app was also useless as those requests were simply ignored (how could I not know this- in a property that’s left from the 80ies, most staff wouldn’t even know what an app is!). I also twice returned to the room in the late afternoon and despite clearly indicating that I would want my room cleaned and even calling in the morning to ask for it, nothing had happened. At some point I had enough and complained bitterly to the manager on duty for which I got repeated apologies and a bottle of (very cheap) wine, the same plonk that they serve in the executive lounge. Oh- and a word of warning: Staff never ever obliged to the Do not disturb signs on the door. On three occasions they either rang me out of my sleep or, worse even, stormed into the room while the sign was clearly visible on the door knob outside. Not acceptable and indicating a severe lack of staff training.
Finally- the pool is weird and old fashioned but at 2.8 meters crazily deep for a hotel pool. I think the only other hotel pool that that I’ve ever encountered with such a depth was at the Sheraton in Buenos Aires and it’s definitely a rare asset to this hotel (the old and run down plastic grass around it not so much).
One last word on the executive lounge: In reality, it’s rather a weird carve out in the middle of the hallway but there is seating with gorgeous views of the Swan river just behind it.
Food was plentiful but very simple (think pre-made spring rolls and plenty of salads/ finger food/ sandwiches that all clearly used food leftovers from last night’s dinners or breakfast). Ridiculously, there was this “Head chef” with one of those oversized chef hats walking around speaking to the guests and we always joked whether we should ask him what culinary skills he manages to deploy when squirting some sweet chilli sauce onto the meat but we did not go there. I’d feel sorry for the old Pom had I not witnessed him on several occasions being really rude and condescending to his subordinates (at the breakfast buffet, for example) who, needless to say, all rather stem from one of the British colonies if you know what I mean. And they all worked very hard, maybe not always the most efficient, but I had no complaints so this kind of colonialist behaviour was totally inappropriate in my eyes.
So to sum it up- it’s a shame that Hyatt seems to think this rotten property is sufficient for a city like Perth. At a time when all the other major chains like Marriott, Hilton and Accor introduce one new property here after the next, it would be nice to see a Hyatt Centric (one can only dream!) or at least Hyatt Place open over here in Perth. But in the meantime, this Regency is all we got so I will most likely return but of course I am hoping that maybe, just maybe, by then they will have upgraded more that just the carpets. If not, then it would really be a shame as I do have a weak spot for this hotel and don’t think I’m the only one- there could be so much potential.