Humphf! Some people really are idiots... (Misha's rant of the day)

[Misha]

DJ: I see what you're saying and I would normally say the same, but as this was in my home; the one place I am totally in my element (i can walk naked if I like as I live alone) she actually intruded into something quite sacred to me... More my personal space than any other...

Still, I do need to move on and i am... and AFF is helping. Especially tonyhancock... I keep choking on my drink when he posts another comment: btw, no hot mustard left but always always have HP sauce

Kitkat: I don't clean but I 'tidy' before cleaners come - don't want to be thought of as a total pig!


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[munitalP]

My take on things....

So your,
havin' trouble with the next door neighbour
she's trying to steal the sugar,
you wanna help but not in her kitchen,
here's what you gotta do,
pick up the phone,im always home,
call me anytime,
1300 83 83 83, oh,
i lead a life of pizza,

Star Anise,
done dirt cheap
Star Anise,
done dirt cheap,
Star Anise,
done dirt cheap

Star Anise and there done dirt cheap,Star Anise and there done dirt cheap

So your,
havin trouble with your life of cookin,

you got a broken pot,

she's double dealin with your frequent flyer account - the teardrops start,

pick up the phone im here alone,
just make a social media post,

come right in,
forget about her,
we'll have ourselves a chicken curry.

Star Anise,Done dirt cheap
Star Anise,Done dirt cheap
Star Anise,Done dirt cheap,

Star Anise and theyre Done Dirt Cheap,Star Anise and theyre Done Dirt Cheap.

If ya,
got a neighbour and ya want a bit more (!), but ya aint got the guts

she keeps naggin at ya night and day,
enough to drive you to kebab shack,

pick up the phone,
leave her alone,
It's time you made a salad.

For a fee,
I'm happy to be,
Your back door man (hmmm yeah baby)

Star Anise,Done Dirt Cheap
Star Anise,Done Dirt Cheap
Star Anise,Done Dirt Cheap

Star Anise and theyre Done Dirt Cheap.
Star Anise and theyre Done Dirt Cheap.
Star Anise and theyre Done Dirt Cheap.
Star Anise and theyre Done Dirt Cheap.


Sugar Shoes
Fennel, MSG!
Done Dirt Cheap!

Ribeye, Oyster sauce,
Microwave!
Done Dirt Cheap!

Dirty Deeds,

I gotta lotta Star Anise
Done Dirt Cheap!
Star Anise,
I gotta lotta Star Anise
Done Dirt Cheap!

 

[Fantic125]

Go to the supermarket, buy a packet of sugar, then wait till her husband is home.

Knock on their door, pass the sugar to the husband and say "I can't believe that after the great intercourse[SUP]1[/SUP] your wife and I had she forgot to take the sugar!"

Smile nicely and make a quick exit....


[SUP]1[/SUP] Social intercourse you smutty people....

 

[drron]

I would have found it quite amusing.You did after all invite her in.
But obviously you were the sugar and Star Anise is obviously suggestive.The Persian name being badian(just substitute an M) or in Chinese means 8 horns.
Misha you are quite slow on the uptake I perceive.

 

[docjames]

Go to the supermarket, buy a packet of sugar, then wait till her husband is home.

Knock on their door, pass the sugar to the husband and say "I can't believe that after the great intercourse[SUP]1[/SUP] your wife and I had she forgot to take the sugar!"

Smile nicely and make a quick exit....


[SUP]1[/SUP] Social intercourse you smutty people....

Have been reading this thread since last night (with amusement).

Agree. Buy a bag of sugar and leave on her doorstep.

Fantic125's suggestion optional.:shock:

 

[Misha]

My take on things....

I gotta lotta Star Anise
Done Dirt Cheap!
Star Anise,
I gotta lotta Star Anise
Done Dirt Cheap!

:shock::shock::shock: *wtf*

Misha you are quite slow on the uptake I perceive.

- it has been said. I still doubt this is the case *her after some Misha-sweetness!* as I am not the hot 19 yr old living in the building, I am the 33 yr old who where there used to be a six pack is now a baby bump! I'd say about 2 1/2 months along ... It's like phantom limb syndrome - I can still feel my abs - just see see or flex them anymore

Have been reading this thread since last night (with amusement).

Agree. Buy a bag of sugar and leave on her doorstep.

Fantic125's suggestion optional.:shock:

Glad we have kept you amused Doc I laugh about it wildly today, yesterday was slightly more annoying!

I definitely want to leave some sugar on her doorstep but will not go in to talk to her husband - I want as little interaction as possible with these people. If they are socially moronic they may take that as an invite to pop over whenever and to start up conversations in the foyer. I am all about escape and evade!

Also: hard to know where to leave sugar as I have no idea which door in this building is the one to her lair!

 

[medhead]

I doubt she would want a 19 yo. Everyone knows they are too inexperienced to do horizontal folk dancing well.

 

[Mal]

I doubt she would want a 19 yo. Everyone knows they are too inexperienced to do horizontal folk dancing well.

Maybe she wants a young thing to talk about and one she can train up... she does sound like a nutcase tho

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[Fantic125]

Maybe she wants a young thing to talk about and one she can train up... she does sound like a nutcase tho

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I think we are being a bit judgemental. She may not be a nutcase, but perfectly sane.

Misha.... on the other hand(POC).....:?:


(POC = points of clarification)

1. Sounds sane,
2. Is a member of AFF,
3. Is most probably a nice person.

 

[Misha]

Misha.... on the other hand(POC).....:?:


(POC = points of clarification)

1. Sounds sane,
2. Is a member of AFF,
3. Is most probably a nice person.

Misha is most certainly a nutter! Ask those that have actually met me (LiamR, AaraonBradford & JDevereux3) - they'll run screaming

1. Sounds like a sane 3 yr old, lets not kid anyone...
2. only recent member - whose sanity is disproven for having 400+ posts in this short time
3. Is a heartless, egocentric, loud-mouth

Meh - but he's good value for a drink and a chat so it all evens out

 

[Dyslexic traveler]

I have enjoyed reading this and think that their is a lot of undertones and angles we can look at 1. The sad indictment on inner city apartment living that you do not know anyone by name 2. That the sad women from next door is reaching out for some human contact, it's all the time she spends with small children and a husband who spends as much time as he can away from her and the kids with work.3. She can only relate to you by insulting your lifestyle choices sounds like she wishes she was the single person.3. That you think your not looking as good as you did at 20 she may see you as an Adonis4. That any one would have star anise in their larder and no sugar.But who relay knows what go's on in the mind of any womenI look forward to her next visit and it may be a good idea to grow a cough star mo and play bow-chicka-bow-wow

 

[Misha]

I have enjoyed reading this and think that their is a lot of undertones and angles we can look at 1. The sad indictment on inner city apartment living that you do not know anyone by name 2. That the sad women from next door is reaching out for some human contact, it's all the time she spends with small children and a husband who spends as much time as he can away from her and the kids with work.3. She can only relate to you by insulting your lifestyle choices sounds like she wishes she was the single person.3. That you think your not looking as good as you did at 20 she may see you as an Adonis4. That any one would have star anise in their larder and no sugar.But who relay knows what go's on in the mind of any womenI look forward to her next visit and it may be a good idea to grow a cough star mo and play bow-chicka-bow-wow

LMAO! seriously.

I honestly thought this thread would get a raised eyebrow and be ignored - the responses are pure gold!

I like your point 3 most of all

Bow-chicka-wow-wow will not happen - that I can guarantee

I also think she is desperate for contact... but with that approach of hers she will go on longing...

Inner city living isn't so bad. I used to live in Docklands in the Nolan building. With about 1000 residents *guess* I was friendly with many - and we would pop over to each other's places *invited of course* for drinks. This building I am currently in seems an oddity - but then again we all work and travel a lot so I think there is a reason.

Perhaps I should move to the burbs!?

 

[Dyslexic traveler]

The burbs nooooooooooooooooooothat like kill me now I live in West Melbourne in a w house conversion and love it but I am the only one in here so it's not the same as living in a highrise seeing lots of people every day

 

[Misha]

The burbs nooooooooooooooooooothat like kill me now I live in West Melbourne in a w house conversion and love it but I am the only one in here so it's not the same as living in a highrise seeing lots of people every day

I actually tried the burbs - didn't turn out all that well... moved back to city.... well slightly west of the city, some 2 kms. the city being melbourne....

YGM!

 

[Dyslexic traveler]

Sound like I can probably see your house from mine

 

[Misha]

I think you probably could. I also live in a warehouse conversion! LOL

You don't have a strange wife who baked something with sugar (if she got some) and star anise last night do you?

*getting ready to move*

 

[Dyslexic traveler]

I do have a wife but I do the cooking in our home and she works far to hard delivering baby's to hit on a 30 something guy but if I ever need a cup of sugar I know where not to come lol

 

[leemin]

Can I thank everyone for the entertainment provided in this thread. It is making my graveyard train ride home much more interesting!

Misha, I would really like a sequel to this thread, as I'm sure many others would. Perhaps you should go with the conversation with the husband..

 

[Misha]

Well I am glad to report that the husband is not Wayne - he lives about a 3 minute walk from my house. One day after sufficient wine, I will get him to accompany me there - now that would be a sequel

 

[Noob]

LOL! From what you have said I think she was hitting on you......Cougar?