Third oops involved the previously mentioned Aldi - went there to again try to get some roll-on deodorant (no luck) so went to look in the bakery etc section to see what they had and found something called "strawberry milk cake" - I picked it up to investigate further and discovered that it was actually a trifle with strawberries on top. Not having had trifle for years I had to get it, and then went looking for a spoon to buy to eat it with. Couldn't find one so asked the staff - who didn't speak English, and so pointed to the trifle and made a motion of digging into it and spooning it into my mouth. A staff member indicated that he understood and went and got something very similar to the packet that you get your cutlery in when flying in Y on Qantas and many other airlines. Gave the lad a thumbs up and said Shi Shi and left. Sat down outside on a beautiful evening to eat the trifle, ripped open the cutlery packet to discover that it only contained chopsticks!

Laughed out loud and proceeded to try to eat trifle with chopsticks...