I think you can substitute AFF with "the internet".
To be fair we haven't had any direct accusations of naz_sm.........yet, but it always a joy to see references to poor grammar, spelling, sense of entitlement, and my second most favourite one "first world problems". I'm hugely disappointed by the lack of references to self funding, I must reread the whole thread again in case I missed any.
(and now we can add the poster who thinks by adding emoticons to his post it makes everything alright.
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You have to admit though it is a hugely entertaining thread.
To keep, almost, on topic I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of times I received a call from the First host, or whatever they are called, in my 20+ F trips out of Australia with QF.