Half of this tonight as I do my loyal West Aussie never-ending bit to prop up Tassie
:
Now, where do I start
.
Let's see, what about some wine w@nk:
Miles: "Let me show you how this is done. First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light. You're looking for color and clarity. Just, get a sense of it. OK? Uhh, thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? OK? Alright. Now, tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim. Uhh, that's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things. It's usually more important with reds. OK? Now, stick your nose in it. Don't be shy, really get your nose in there. Mmm . . . a little citrus . . . maybe some strawberry . . . passion fruit . . . and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupçon of like asparagus and just a flutter of a, like a, nutty Edam cheese . . .”
Jack: "Wow. Strawberries, yeah! Strawberries. Not the cheese . . ."
(Unashamedly stolen from the 'Sideways' script).
Hmmmnnn, somehow I don't think that worked.
Let's try the Benchmark Approach.
Searching, searching - um, no real luck there.
Let's try the Metaphor Approach:
A BMW X5 (diesel
) with
Princess Fiona smokin' those tyres in a bottle?... Nah, that's not...quite it.
An HSV Supercharged V8 with
Uppy behind the wheel on the massive 9 km rat-run to work?... Nah, that's definitely not it!
I KNOW!
A Toyota Camry in a bottle.
That's IT!
Seriously, not a bad wine but in any way memorable? Nah, 'fraid not. It is actually my general recollection of Stefano Lubiana (just N of HBA) Pinots.
Damn it - whatever I do, I can't get rid of that duplicate 'attached image' (tried 'basic uploader' this time). These insane BB languages :evil:.