QF768 PER to MEL 19th July - hopeless.
I deliberately left the lounge early to be there just before boarding to make sure I had room to put my carry on, but there was already 2 long lines at both regular and priority boarding. (two Flight attendants scanning)
I was travelling in Y, and the CSM on this flight did the personal "meet and greet" to the platinums in Y, observed to be myself and 2 other passengers.
Hence there is no way 30 something J class and 3 platinums in Y = 100 people in priority boarding queue. (and most of the J's seen to be boarding once I had already taken my seat.)
As a result, I had to stash my bag about 5 rows back, which caused all sorts of "going against the flow" problems.
On the up side, the crew were amazing, and this was the first ever platinum CSM greeting I had received (been platinum for almost a year now)
I even overhead the group of teenagers in the line in front of me saying "oh dear, we're in the wrong line, oh well, what does it matter, they wont turn us away, just go for it"
I don't understand why the staff don't turn people back if they are at the wrong queue. It is just the cough in me that would get great satisfaction out of saying computer says no, back of the line bucko, all with a smile on my face?
They have no hesitation in very firmly enforcing the rules of who can and cannot access which lounge, why not which boarding queue?
On a more serious note, the highlight of the Y inflight catering, the snack size chocolate seems to have been replaced on all my recent flights by...tictacs. Will my First world problems never end.