Quotable Quotes

[p--and--t]

 

[drron]

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.”
Spike Milligan

 

[kelvedon]

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.”
Spike Milligan

Haha. On his grave stone he had “ I told you I was ill" engraved.

 

[drron]

Haha. On his grave stone he had “ I told you I was ill" engraved.

Though he did want it in Gaelic
“Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite”

This one is also good.
“I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens,”

 

[kelvedon]

Though he did want it in Gaelic
“Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite”

This one is also good.
“I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want to be there when it happens,”

Yes you’re correct. The inscription on his grave in Winchelsea East Sussex is in Gaelic.

 

[Lynda2475]

 

[Bundy Bear]

2 months to complete 2020

 

[JohnM]

The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it. - Alberto Brandolini.

 

[drron]

‘Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.’

Robert Brault

‘As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words but to live by them.’

John F Kennedy

‘Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.’

Charles Dickens

 

[drron]

‘The problem with Australians is not that so many of them are descended from convicts,but that so many of them are descended from prison officers.’

Clive James.

 

[JohnM]

A left-wing feminist with a sense of humour is as rare as a queer tomcat. - Janet Albrechtsen WE Oz 2/1/21.

 

[TheRealTMA]

A left-wing feminist with a sense of humour is as rare as a queer tomcat. - Janet Albrechtsen WE Oz 2/1/21.

Well how would she know!

 

[Mattg]

Sign outside a pie shop in Brisbane:

“Buy one or we’ll both starve!”

 

[Major]

 

[JohnM]

"Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love." ~ Butch Hancock

 

[DC3]

‘The problem with Australians is not that so many of them are descended from convicts,but that so many of them are descended from prison officers.’

Clive James.

The NSW Rum Corps has a lot to answer for.

 

[straitman]

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Phillips

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

 

[DC3]

“It is what it is”.

 

[JessicaTam]

“It is what it is”.

That is my least favourite quote. Such a defeatist attitude.

Not you of course @DC3, just the quote!

 

[DC3]

That is my least favourite quote. Such a defeatist attitude.

Not you of course @DC3, just the quote!

Exactly. Not a favourite, but quotable.