Tasmanian Tigers, or Devils.? A shocking trip into the deadly and unknown....

[RooFlyer]

I'm off to the podiatrist.

 

[JohnM]

I'm off to the podiatrist.

Are your Dad’s Army squeaky boots rubbing?

 

[JohnM]

Mmmm, mmmm - NP fresh and seasonal K-rations...

With the menacing glint of picnic cutlery Cold Steel...

Suddenly, the troops go quiet as they contemplate what has been, and what is to come...

 

[JohnM]

Gaaah! Is disaster imminent? The pincer movement has been foiled by QF saboteurs cancelling the northern flank troop carrier and the Queensland regiment is delayed.

And now the PERfect troop carrier has been put into holding out of MEL.

Will I make the next stage for the final assault?

But the really big question: will I now have a shadow in the final landing craft or will the QF saboteurs plonk some non-status pax in the place of the northern commander?

This is turning into a very standard military operation...

 

[JohnM]

Circling finished.

 

[AisleSeat]

Machiavelli lives on.

To quote "Start Now" by Rancid - "Machiavelli owns a machine gun now"

 

[JohnM]

The northern commander is now claiming that the 1A seat in which I am now ensconced (with my allocated 1C now vacant) was a case if him buying me a comfort seat.

Damn you, sir! I sense lack of moral fibre...

 

[juddles]

I buy you a J comfort seat, 1A itself! And you cannot display gratitude.....

Having said that, your senses are not totally dull - but it is not a "lack of moral fibre" you perceive - it is sheer brilliant planning.

There is a reason that person behind you in 2A looks like a ninja assasin, doped to the eyeballs and ready to unleash fury.......

 

[juddles]

.......

There is a reason that person behind you in 2A looks like a ninja assasin, doped to the eyeballs and ready to unleash fury.......

Do you have internet on board??? If so could you live-stream your demise?

 

[VPS]

I wish I could be a fly on the wall at your weekend and dinner. Have fun boys

 

[juddles]

I'm off to the podiatrist.

The Podiatrist? Is yet another warlord being introduced to this evil storm??!!

 

[juddles]

Must run - my private learjet captain has urged me to board. He seems worried - says something about rumours a terrible storm is brewing.

The poor simple, innocent fool has no idea just how right he is - just that it is not a weather event looming.....

 

[drron]

I have it on good authority JohnM it is not your life that is in danger rather your mind.You will think nothing has happened until you arrive back in PERth and find everything is imPERfect.

 

[JohnM]

Danged picnic cutlery bayonet is not even fatal to a pork cutlet.

 

[JohnM]

Thank goodness for good comms even if the usual military SNAFU has happened. The Geo and I have formed a new alliance to breach the defenses of some Coal River wineries while we await the arrival of our now mutual nemesis.

And maybe I’ll meet The Podiatrist...

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

You got a pork cutlet ..... and it even looks like a pork cutlet

 

[JohnM]

We’re being attacked by scallops...

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

So I see Juddles made it !

 

[love_the_life]

We’re being attacked by scallops...

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There could be worse things to be attacked by....

 

[drron]

I have no doubt I will be attacking the scallops next week.