So, prompted by
@MooTime here, and with waaaay too much time on my hands here is my profound apologies to Kenny Rogers with my version of his infamous song. Sorry for the attempt at humour, but this thread got a bit heavy and figure we could all use a lighten up
The Flyer
On a warm summer's evening
on a plane bound for Currumbin
I met up with the flyer
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
out the window at the propellers
The boredom overtook us
And he beegan to speak.
He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' Terms and Cons
Knowin' what the rules were
By the way they worded their promos
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're out of SC's
For a taste of your Taittinger
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a voucher
And asked me for the PNR.
And the props grew deathly quiet
And his face lost all expression
Said, "If you're going to play the game
You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to book 'em
Know when to cancel 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to status run
You never count your points
When you're sittin' in the lounge
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the flyin's done.
Every Flyer knows
That the secret to status
is knowin' when to connect
And knowin' when to go direct
'Cause every booking's a winner
And every booking's a loser
And the best thing you can hope for
is your points to not expire.
And when he'd finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window
put his NC headphones on
Faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The Flyer he made status
But in his final words
I found DSC I could keep
You've got to know when to book 'em
Know when to cancel 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to status run
You never count your points
When you're sittin' in the lounge
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the flyin's done.
You've got to know when to book 'em (when to book 'em)
Know when to cancel 'em (When to cancel 'em)
Know when to walk away
And know when to status run
You never count your points
When you're sittin' in the lounge
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the flyin's done.