What cheeses me off

[MARTINE]

Just No. but it's kind of clever. I guessed civilian.

Yes
One from the Elon Musk school of naming offspring

 

[Bundy Bear]

WCMO
Went to Woolworths to pickbup a $500 apple gift card the points from Wooleorths landed in 1 hour but the card didn’t work, left it to the next day then phoned apple, after uploading pictures I then had to upload a 2nd time
Don’t lose anything until the money is there
The envelope
The card
The docket from supermarket to say loaded
The receipt with the credit card details.
Eventually well next day rexeived an email with another code but had to be manually added by apple support
2 phone calls, 45 minutes and 25 minutes and finally there $500 on the apple account

 

[Pushka]

Catriona is another name. I have to admit to getting that one wrong . Just to myself until I heard someone else say her name.

 

[drron]

A WA visitor this week was telling the Coles worker her name was Jessica. She had been asked how you spelt it as her CC had first name and surname on it. By coincidence when driving out of the car park I followed her car. A WA plate JEZ1KER.

But I never ceased to be amazed at the names people give their children.
The carpet layer whose surname was Wall so he called his son Walter.
Or the single mother with the surname Pipe whose son was Dwayne. She then had triplets and called them Timmy, Tammy and Tommy.

But I always remember a sprightly 95 year old who was born in 1905 and had the name Attracta. I asked who gave her that name. Well her dad was a farmer whose children were all born at home. He named the kids after the first thing he saw when he looked out the window. So her given name which she tweaked a little was Tractor and her brother Plough.

 

[Pushka]

A WA visitor this week was telling the Coles worker her name was Jessica. She had been asked how you spelt it as her CC had first name and surname on it. By coincidence when driving out of the car park I followed her car. A WA plate JEZ1KER.

But I never ceased to be amazed at the names people give their children.
The carpet layer whose surname was Wall so he called his son Walter.
Or the single mother with the surname Pipe whose son was Dwayne. She then had triplets and called them Timmy, Tammy and Tommy.

But I always remember a sprightly 95 year old who was born in 1905 and had the name Attracta. I asked who gave her that name. Well her dad was a farmer whose children were all born at home. He named the kids after the first thing he saw when he looked out the window. So her given name which she tweaked a little was Tractor and her brother Plough.

Oh there are lots of funny stories about naming your children by the first thing you see after birth and cannot repeat here.