What's your job???

[Yada Yada]

Sorry about that!

...chief.

 

[browski]

Software stuff. Boring really, but my company insists that i visit every s**thole on earth at least twice. How the heart aches for a work trip to Paris just once - instead of wonderous Dhaka or Kuwait.

 

[icarus]

Sorry about that!

...chief.

Indeed!

 

[BlacKnox]

I'm a student . Ok, well not yet, but in my new life from next year I'll be returning to Oz and Uni. In previous lives I've been a resort administrator, auditor, concert promoter, lecturer, restauranteur, Adman and beach/ ski bum :wink: .

 

[QF WP]

BlacKnox, we look forward to welcoming you back home...

 

[tanewi]

Silly question, however deserves a fair response.

"Smart coughd know all" would probably spring to mind, however I do "moonlight" as a Premuim Services Tour Guide", am I right there JohnK?

 

[JohnK]

"Smart coughd know all" would probably spring to mind, however I do "moonlight" as a Premuim Services Tour Guide", am I right there JohnK?

"Premium Services Tour Guide", I can certainly vouch for that.

 

[BlacKnox]

BlacKnox, we look forward to welcoming you back home...

Cheers Lindsay Wilson. Not sure yet where I'll be laying my hat, though I'm looking forward to pulling stumps and heading home .

 

[MetroAir]

I'm a student . Ok, well not yet, but in my new life from next year I'll be returning to Oz and Uni. In previous lives I've been a resort administrator, auditor, concert promoter, lecturer, restauranteur, Adman and beach/ ski bum :wink: .

Exactly my career change!!! What are you going to study (if you don't mind me asking) and where??

I'm choosing to become one of societies disliked - law at UNE.

As a student I don't anticipate I'll be flying much :cry:

Cheers

 

[BlacKnox]

Exactly my career change!!! What are you going to study (if you don't mind me asking) and where??

I'm choosing to become one of societies disliked - law at UNE.

Phd at UQ in Vegas.

As a student I don't anticipate I'll be flying much :cry:

Me too . YGPM.

 

[shillard]

What evil plan have they in store for Amelie. :?:

What evil plan have they in store for humanity. :?:

This may be the end of human civilisation as we know it.

Stay tuned we will keep you up to date as any new new developments arise.

How many Lizard People does it take to change a lightbulb?





















Wouldn't YOU like to know.

 

[MetroAir]

Lizard people don't have lightbulbs!!

 

[Groundfeeder]

shillard

Now now - you're getting too close to my vocation with that query.

An appropriate question in my game is "How many public servants does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Only 20!

19 keep drinking enough until the room spins ....

 

[bigjobs]

and how many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?


Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change ... :wink:

 

[icarus]

For the musically minded:

Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, the pianist can do it with his left hand.

or this:

Q: How many mezzo-sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to stand on the chair, and half a dozen others to say "Isn't that a little high for you, dear?"

And for the less high-minded:

Q: How many house-flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Only two - but how did they get in there?

 

[QF WP]

Now that this topic has been taken so far off-topic I'm sure some have forgotten what the topic is...either we get it back on topic, or it'll be closed by admin.

Now if I were a moderator :twisted:

 

[Yada Yada]

Now that this topic has been taken so far off-topic I'm sure some have forgotten what the topic is...either we get it back on topic, or it'll be closed by admin.

Now if I were a moderator :twisted:

So while we are OT, just who is admin? Has he/she ever posted here?

 

[JohnK]

So while we are OT, just who is admin? Has he/she ever posted here?

Not sure who admin is but their job is to act as administrator on this discussion board. There back on topic.

They joined on 18/6/2002 and have posted 22 times.

 

[QF WP]

Who is admin...think about it guys...

I've spoken to admin a couple of times

 

[Craigo]

I can keep it on-topic and indulge in the off-topic discussion. As a part-time ski instructor, I can tell you how many ski instructors it takes to change a light bulb - 10, one to screw the bulb in and the other nine to look on admiringly and say "nice turns". BlacKnox will appreciate that one .